DBKP - Worldwide Leader in Weird: 11/29/09

Monday, December 7, 2009

Tiger Woods: Gambling, Women, Drugs, Alcohol and Affairs

[ABOVE: Tiger Woods, High Roller]

DOES TIGER WOODS HAVE A GAMBLING PROBLEM?

Tiger Woods Scandal: Library of DBKP Articles
Over 20 DBKP articles on the Tiger Woods Scandal from the beginning.

TIGER'S COMPULSIONS:

GAMBLING, GAMES and GIRLS
DRUGS, ALCOHOL & AFFAIRS ALSO IN THE MIX
PLUS: Tiger's Wife, Elin Nordegren Moves Out--Can you blame her?

We'd say "Tiger Woods: Drugs, Sex and Rock 'N' Roll!"

But for all we know, the world class golfer likes Barry White.

We've heard reports that one Vegas casino gave Woods a one million dollar limit--provided he played $25K a hand during the time he was there.

Kinda pricey, if you ask me.

But Tiger can obviously afford it.

He's rumored to be a great blackjack player--but at a high level of wagering, it only takes a couple of bad nights and you're in the hole.

No pun intended.

Of course, Las Vegas gambling joints aren't in the business to give money away. They're in business to rake it in from high rollers. One way they do so is by floating stories of how "really good" a high roller is.

Here's a bet--made to no one in particular--that over the years, excluding golf of course, that Tiger's lost more than he's won.

it's been whispered that Woods may have recently lost as much a million and a quarter dollars--in one night!

Tiger had a lot happen in Vegas that didn't stay in Vegas.

THE ONLY ANSWER from this corner: "Hey, a man's got to eat..."

So Tiger liked gambling. What golfer doesn't? Isn't that a lot of the allure of golfing? Clark relates how Tiger morphed into a heavy-duty high-roller after hanging out with mega-betting Charles Barkley and Michael Jordan.

NOT exactly a pair of anti-gambling role models. But who's looking for role models in Las Vegas anyhow?

If Tiger was hanging with Barkley and Jordan, we're sure he's been on the losing end of some big nights.

But, one supposes that Tiger also has some big winning days and nights. Otherwise, why play?

And in Vegas, winning a quarter-mil a day--or losing it--is no big deal to a guy who's worth a cool billion. Is it? One rumor is that he lost over a quarter mil one night and came back the next day to get it all back.

Sounds like gambler tales.

Question: What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing right before he had his car wreck?
Answer: Clubbing.

DRUGS & ALCOHOL

According to published reports, Rachel Uchitel was reported to say that her and Tiger took "drugs" because it led to "crazy sex".

According to POLICE DOCUMENT: Cops Believed Tiger Was On Vicodin And Ambien When He Crashed: "The trooper who investigated Tiger Woods’ bizarre one-car crash sought a subpoena for the golfer’s medical records because he believed he was on Vicodin and Ambien and had been drinking alcohol."

Police documents here.

It's unlikely Tiger and his mistresses took the narcotic Halcyon--that would only lead to "drool sex".

Tiger Woods women, Tiger Woods Mistresses: Pictures
Pictures of the various mistresses can be found in almost all the past DBKP articles--there's a list at the bottom of the page. But the first six are pictured in Tiger Woods Updates: Mindy Lawton, Cori Rist and Lost Sponsors. Holly Sampson pix can be found in Tiger Woods: Porn Star Says She’s Number Nine, Oprah Chasing Tiger.

Read the rest of this article: Tiger Woods: Wife Elin Nordegren Moves Out; Gambling, Alcohol, Drugs Issues

ALSO at DBKP: EVERYTHING you wanted to know about the Tiger Woods Scandal--and more.
** Tiger Woods: Porn Star Says She’s Number Nine, Oprah Chasing Tiger
** Tiger Woods Updates: Mindy Lawton, Cori Rist and Lost Sponsors
** Mindy Lawton, Tiger Woods 5th Mistress: Looking for the 6th Mistress
* Tiger Woods 4th Mistress: Jaime Jungers and Waiting for Number 5
* Jaime Jungers: Mistress Number 4 in Tiger Woods Scandal Surfaces
* Tiger Woods Scandal: Tiger Woods Christmas Picture and Other Scandal Humor
* Tiger Woods Scandal: Pictures, Jobs, Drugs and Money
* Tiger Woods Scandal: Rachel Uchitel Received $1 Mil to CAncel Press Conference, According to Sources
* Tiger Woods Affairs: Rachel Uchitel To Confess
** Tiger Woods Affairs: Affairs, Confessions, Transgressons and Kalika Moquin
* Tiger Woods Affairs: Tiger Woods Confesses to Affairs
* Tiger Woods Affairs: Woods Paid for Rachel Uchitel Australia Trip -UPDATED
* Tiger Woods Affair: Another Other Woman
* Tiger Woods Affair: Rachel Uchitel Exposed as Other Woman in Cheating Scandal
* BREAKING: Why Tiger Woods’ Wife Hit Him
* Tiger Woods: Affairs, Fights, SUV Crashes and Wife with a Golf Club -UPDATED

NOTE: We're accumulating so many Tiger Woods articles, we're going to have to throw them all together in a library of DBKP stories. Check back within the next 24 hours.

by Mondo Frazier

Tiger Woods: Mindy Lawton, Pictures, Cori Rist, Lost Sponsors?

Tiger Woods
News, updates, pictures, mistresses, videos and links
MORE UPDATES and NEWS at DBKP: Tiger Woods Updates: Mindy Lawton, Cori Rist and Lost Sponsors

Tiger Woods Updates:

Are you tired of Tiger yet?

What's the latest on Tiger Woods and his merry band of mistresses?

Lots.

Let's review.

A few Tiger Woods updates if you haven't been following over the scandal over the weekend.

How many mistresses did Tiger Woods have?

If things continue this week as they did over the weekend, we'll be approaching "take off the shoes" time. As in, once you run out of fingers, you have to use your toes.

As of this writing, there are 6 women who supposedly carried on affairs with Tiger Woods since he became married. There are whispers of others, but at the moment, they are only that: whispers.

Who are these Tiger Woods mistresses?

The down-and-dirty rundown of Tiger girls.

The first mistress: Rachel Uchitel. She's the one that was the cause of Tiger and wife, Elin's argument which led to him leaving and her pursuing with golf club in hand. Which led to his wreck, which led to questions, which led to confessions and talk of "transgressions", which led to today....

The 2nd mistress: Jaime Grubbs.

The 3rd mistress: Kalika Moquin.

[ABOVE: Tiger Woods mistresses numbers 2-1-3]

The 4th mistress: Jaime Jungers. For more pictures of Jungers, see one of the Tiger Woods links at the end of this piece

[ABVOE: Jaime Jungers]
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The 5th mistress: Mindy Lawton.

Tiger Woods mistress #5: Mindy Lawton (not Mindy Lawson)

[ABOVE: Mindy Lawton, Tiger Woods' 5th mistress]

The 6th mistress: Cori Rist. More on Rist in our next report (we're in a hurry!)

The 7th mistress: ????

We'll update later this afternoon with a more comprehensive piece--we promise.

Will Tiger lose his sponsors?

This is just the quick take: yes and no. There are some sponsors who will re-think their relationship with Woods' after the barrage of negative publicity. With others, it won't matter.

For example, EA Sports who's responsible for the Tiger Woods PGA Tour might even like the publicity. All of this talk of mistresses might even give EA a few new story lines to jazz up their next edition. Who knows what players will see in the gallery along the way and what might happen?!?

We'll take a comprehensive look at Tiger sponsors and what their reactions thus far have been (mostly supportive) later in the week.

That must have been some argument in that it took place in front of Tiger's mom, huh?

As we noted in one of our updates, Tiger Woods' mother was present when Tiger left his home for his ill-fated early AM drive into tabloid history. According to reports, she brought a blanket out of the house for her son.

Wonder what she thought of daughter-in-law Elin's wielding of the golf club?

There's a lot more to discuss--like there's anything that hasn't been touched on over the last week. But we'll get to it later this afternoon. For right now, we have to leave.

No, we haven't located another Tiger Woods mistress.

MORE UPDATES and NEWS at DBKP: Tiger Woods Updates: Mindy Lawton, Cori Rist and Lost Sponsors

ALSO at DBKP: EVERYTHING you wanted to know about the Tiger Woods Scandal--and more.
** Mindy Lawton, Tiger Woods 5th Mistress: Looking for the 6th Mistress
** Tiger Woods 4th Mistress: Jaime Jungers and Waiting for Number 5
** Jaime Jungers: Mistress Number 4 in Tiger Woods Scandal Surfaces
** Tiger Woods Scandal: Tiger Woods Christmas Picture and Other Scandal Humor
** Tiger Woods Scandal: Pictures, Jobs, Drugs and Money
* Tiger Woods Scandal: Rachel Uchitel Received $1 Mil to CAncel Press Conference, According to Sources
* Tiger Woods Affairs: Rachel Uchitel To Confess
** Tiger Woods Affairs: Affairs, Confessions, Transgressons and Kalika Moquin
* Tiger Woods Affairs: Tiger Woods Confesses to Affairs
* Tiger Woods Affairs: Woods Paid for Rachel Uchitel Australia Trip -UPDATED
* Tiger Woods Affair: Another Other Woman
* Tiger Woods Affair: Rachel Uchitel Exposed as Other Woman in Cheating Scandal
* BREAKING: Why Tiger Woods’ Wife Hit Him
* Tiger Woods: Affairs, Fights, SUV Crashes and Wife with a Golf Club -UPDATED

by Mondo Frazier
images: UK Daily Mail; Facebook

Sunday, December 6, 2009

Tiger Woods 5th Mistress: Mindy Lawton; 6th Mistress Next

TIGER WOODS 5th MISTRESS: Mindy Lawton

How many more mistresses?

You can't even use the line, "another day, another Tiger Woods' mistress" anymore. There's so many women coming out of the woodwork with pictures, text messages and other proof of having had an affair with Tiger Woods, the media is beginning to lose count.

UPDATES to this post at DBKP: Tiger Woods 5th Mistress: Mindy Lawton; Looking for the 6th Mistress

Mistress number 5 seems to be Mindy Lawton, according to the UK Daily Mail story that has a bit of everything: cover-ups, tabloids, mistresses and world class golfer, Tiger Woods.

FROM Tiger Woods, the $8-an-hour diner waitress and the deal that kept their affair out of the news:

Today, Mindy Lawton, 34, knows that she was just one of many mistresses taken by the golfer. But, according to her family, throughout their 14-month affair she laboured under the delusion that what she had with Tiger was special and that they were in love.

Mindy's sister, Orlando primary school teacher Lynn Lawton, said: 'She is extremely, extremely naive, my sister. She is single, never married, never had children and still looking for a relationship. I have to hand it to him. It was brilliant to choose my sister to play his kind of game.'

Oh and there's tons more--including coverup news and how one tabloid shot video of Tiger and Mindy at a most inopportune time--at the link: Tiger Woods' Diner Waitress Mistress

Mindy Lawton has a Facebook page, but we haven't confirmed it's the same Mindy Lawton, so we'll offer no link yet. Readers may want to do their own detective work and come to their own conclusions.

The Mindy Lawton on Facebook does bear a resemblance, though.

Two eyes, a nose and a face.

Of course, we're no photography experts: that's why we're saying "We don't know."

Is Mindy Lawton the same unnamed woman that was cited in an earlier report by TMZ as mistress number 5? We're not sure. One thing we are sure of, though.

The UK Daily Mail has Tiger's 5th mistress down.

We're waiting for number 6 now. Is there any doubts that there will be a number 6?

Saturday Night Live Tiger Woods Skit Video

Video of SNL's Tiger Woods Skit. [video time: 4:41]

ALSO at DBKP:
** Tiger Woods 4th Mistress: Jaime Jungers and Waiting for Number 5
** Jaime Jungers: Mistress Number 4 in Tiger Woods Scandal Surfaces
** Tiger Woods Scandal: Tiger Woods Christmas Picture and Other Scandal Humor
** Tiger Woods Scandal: Pictures, Jobs, Drugs and Money
* Tiger Woods Scandal: Rachel Uchitel Received $1 Mil to CAncel Press Conference, According to Sources
* Tiger Woods Affairs: Rachel Uchitel To Confess
** Tiger Woods Affairs: Affairs, Confessions, Transgressons and Kalika Moquin
* Tiger Woods Affairs: Tiger Woods Confesses to Affairs
* Tiger Woods Affairs: Woods Paid for Rachel Uchitel Australia Trip -UPDATED
* Tiger Woods Affair: Another Other Woman
* Tiger Woods Affair: Rachel Uchitel Exposed as Other Woman in Cheating Scandal
* BREAKING: Why Tiger Woods’ Wife Hit Him
* Tiger Woods: Affairs, Fights, SUV Crashes and Wife with a Golf Club -UPDATED

UPDATES to this post at DBKP: Tiger Woods 5th Mistress: Mindy Lawton; Looking for the 6th Mistress

by Mondo Frazier
images: UK Daily Mail; Facebook

Tiger Woods 4th Mistress: Jaime Jungers and Waiting for Tiger 5th Mistress to Appear

UPDATES at Tiger Woods 4th Mistress: Jaime Jungers and Waiting for Number 5

JAIME JUNGERS: The Newest Tiger Woods' Affair?

WHO IS JAIME JUNGERS?

Jaime Junger: Another Tiger Woods mistress?

[ABOVE: Jaime Junger's MySpace page picture]

IS JAIME JUNGER THE LAST MISTRESS?
IS JAIME JUNGER EVEN A MISTRESS?

Another day, another Tiger Woods mistress.

This one is Jaime Jungers and like Rachel Uchitel and several other Woods' extramarital squeezes, hails from Las Vegas. Where Tiger's concerned, what happens in Vegas--and Australia and elsewhere--doesn't stay in Vegas.

We want to emphasize that it has not been confirmed that Jaime Jungers is one of Tiger's "transgressions". At least as we write this.

Just who is this latest Tiger Woods' girl?

From the Jamie Jungers is Tiger Woods 4th alleged mistress; but 5 and 6?

Her name is Jamie Jungers (wow, close to Jamie Grubbs), she's 26-years-old, lives in Las Vegas, and this is her MySpace profile photo where she calls herself "MsMarch":

Apparently, there's more from the Chronicle's headline and rumors swirling about on the Internet. Jaimes Junger's MySpace page: MsMarch.

But this isn't news to golfers on the PGA tour and those who followed it and kept their ears open. From 'We all knew about Tiger's secret life':

The rumours had been around for years. At the US Open in June, one of the few journalists who has managed to forge a relationship that could described as anything other than formal with Woods, told me how his wife, Elin Nordegren, has issued a final ultimatum. The adultery had to stop. By Turnberry the next month, the whisper hit the media centre that Elin had turned up at the Open Championship unannounced and uncontrollable. The adultery plainly hadn't stopped. Woods missed just his second cut in a major as a professional. The word was he had other things on his mind.

It's becoming just as clear that Tiger's wife, Elin Nordegren Woods, also was aware of it. The inevitable buzz about divorce and the size of the settlement is also getting louder.

There's been talk this last week that Tiger's sponsors are standing steady behind him. But with whispers--and tabloid stories about payoffs, more affairs and drugs starting to dominate the coverage of golf, how long can that last?

[ABOVE: First three Tiger Woods' mistresses.]

The National Enquirer has a run-down on the first three women in the Tiger Woods scandal: TIGER & HIS PU$$YCATS

Is Jaime Junger, the latest Tiger Woods mistress to be made public the last?

Is she really a mistress at all, or just an acquaintance that's gotten rolled into this scandal that never ends?

Her name is just now being known. The facts, to be sure, will follow.

And the headaches, one thinks, are far from over for Tiger Woods.

UPDATE: One thing never mentioned is the fact that Tiger Woods' mother was at his house when the fracas occurred and he wrecked his car.

From Tiger's Snore: Neighbors Describe Crash Aftermath:

Elin's mother and Tiger's mother both emerged from the Woods' house. Adams and his sister got blankets and a pillow for the still-unconscious man's head. He said during the time he was up close with Woods, he did not smell any kind of alcohol on anyone.

How could this have been overlooked in the shuffle? Must have been some argument. Most married couples try to contain their disagreements when one of the parents is in the house.

UPDATE #2: Whoopi Leaves TV Show in Huff

Whoopi Goldberg storms off set of TV show after heated debate over Tiger Woods scandal

U.S. TV chat show host Whoopi Goldberg walked off The View over the Tiger Woods scandal story.

The female panel who host The View every day - Whoopi, Joy Behar, Sherri Shepherd, Elizabeth Hassleback and Barbara Walters - got into a heated discussion about Tiger Woods and his alleged affairs.

After Whoopi claimed she didn't care about the stories, Walters told her she should: 'Go home then,' so an angry Whoopi jumped up from the table and stormed off before Walters told her to come back.

For a video replay and to read more: Whoopi Goldberg storms off set of TV show after heated debate over Tiger Woods scandal

ALSO at DBKP:
** Tiger Woods Scandal: Tiger Woods Christmas Picture and Other Scandal Humor
** Tiger Woods Scandal: Pictures, Jobs, Drugs and Money
* Tiger Woods Scandal: Rachel Uchitel Received $1 Mil to CAncel Press Conference, According to Sources
* Tiger Woods Affairs: Rachel Uchitel To Confess
** Tiger Woods Affairs: Affairs, Confessions, Transgressons and Kalika Moquin
* Tiger Woods Affairs: Tiger Woods Confesses to Affairs
* Tiger Woods Affairs: Woods Paid for Rachel Uchitel Australia Trip -UPDATED
* Tiger Woods Affair: Another Other Woman
* Tiger Woods Affair: Rachel Uchitel Exposed as Other Woman in Cheating Scandal
* BREAKING: Why Tiger Woods’ Wife Hit Him
* Tiger Woods: Affairs, Fights, SUV Crashes and Wife with a Golf Club -UPDATED

UPDATES at Tiger Woods 4th Mistress: Jaime Jungers and Waiting for Number 5

by Mondo Frazier
images: DBKP file and Huffington Post and National Enquirer

UPDATES at Tiger Woods 4th Mistress: Jaime Jungers and Waiting for Number 5

Saturday, December 5, 2009

Drunks, Mistresses, Merry Tax Elves: Morning Intell

Morning Intell: Weekday Edition:
Monday - December 7, 2009 - Pearl Harbor Day

Yesterday's Morning INTELL: Avatar Pix, Mystery Meth Rider, School Czar Porn: Morning Intell

EXTRA: Palin: Obama’s birth certificate is fair game; Update: Transcript added
DBKP will have a story on this later on Friday. Check back.

TOP STORIES at: DBKP FLASH Headline News:

POLITICS AS USUAL WITH THE USUAL POLITICIANS: Video: McCain rips transparent, post-partisan president for closed-door “pep talk” with Dems

WHEN THE ONE DOESN'T GET FULL CONTROL, HE WHINES: What Barack Obama Really Thinks Of The White House Press

NFL SCOREBOARD WEEK 13

Quote of the day
By the Divine Ms. Sarah...

YOU KNEW IT HAD TO HAPPEN: The AP Investigates Tiger’s Racist Stripes!

TIGER WOODS MISTRESS COUNT NOW UP TO ???
* Tiger Woods Scandal: Tiger Woods Christmas Picture and Other Scandal Humor
* Jaime Jungers: Mistress Number 4 in Tiger Woods Scandal Surfaces
* Tiger Woods 4th Mistress: Jaime Jungers and Waiting for Number 5
* Tiger Woods 5th Mistress: Mindy Lawton; Looking for the 6th Mistress
* TIGER: AND NOW THERE ARE SIX
Like we said, "The BIG QUESTION is when did Tiger have time to play any golf?"

NEW CARS BEATEN WITH UGLY STICK: The Top 8 Ugly and Odd Design Details at the LA Auto Show
Chevy Volt was one...

WHY ARE THEY DANCING?

Send your own ElfYourself eCards

They're the Merry Tax Elves and they're dancing because their pockets are full of YOUR money...

RADICAL GRAND CENTRAL STATE: Pakistan: A Mecca for Radical Islam
We beat David Frum's Frum Forum up enough when the subject matter is domestic policy, so it's only fair when he runs something good--on foreign policy.

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The Unemployment Game Show: Are You *Really* Unemployed? - From Mint.com

If you don't have a job, did this make you feel any better?
[h/t: Don Surber]

BCS Bowl Schedule for 2009-2010

[ABOVE: Click image to enlarge]

Schedule courtesy of ESPN

GEORGE WILL ON CLIMATEGATE: The climate-change travesty

Copenhagen is the culmination of the post-Kyoto maneuvering by people determined to fix the world's climate by breaking the world's -- especially America's -- population to the saddle of ever-more-minute supervision by governments. But Copenhagen also is prologue for the 2010 climate change summit in Mexico City, which will be planet Earth's last chance, until the next one.

Here's the real travesty: the billions sucked from taxpayers' wallets by government and redistributed to "green industry"; i.e., green suckers on the federal teat. If "Green energy" was such a great Next Big Thing, there would be people falling all over themselves to invest in it. As it is, the only reason "Green Energy" is even being considered is the artificial stimulus of this government-funded tomfoolery.

TODAY IS PEARL HARBOR DAY: "A day that will live in infamy".

Google Shares Search Predictions, Google's Matt Cutts Talks Future of Search

CLIMATEGATE-APALOOZA!

* What happens when "scientists" who don't act like real scientists get discovered? Climate Scientist to Revkin: "we can no longer trust you" to carry water for us.
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* BECAUSE A LITTLE CARBON FOOTPRINT IS FOR THE LITTLE PEOPLE: Copenhagen: Do As I Say, Little People
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* Example of Climate Work That Needs to be Checked and Replicated
Long title, but a most excellent read!
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* NYT: Climategate not a “three-alarm story”
New York Times continues its sad, deserved decline into irrelevancy...
* The Only Happy Ending is Cancel the Thing: UN says climate finale may have happy ending
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* KGB does USA a favor: Were Russian security services behind the leak of 'Climategate' emails?
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* George Will: The climate-change travesty
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* Charles Johnson Shocked, SHOCKED to Learn There are Actually People Who Don't Believe in Man-Made Global Warming.....
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* Why Copenhagen is All Hot Air

The First Blog: Remembering HotWired

OOPS! Tenn. man arrested for allegedly drunk-dialing 911

SOROS SPOT: Soros Eyes Secretaries

History's most notorious Georgian-turned-Russian, the politically astute Joseph Stalin once remarked, "The people who cast the votes decide nothing. The people who count the votes decide everything."

The lesson has not been lost on the increasingly notorious Hungarian-cum-American George Soros.

A group backed by Soros is gearing up to steal the 2012 election for President Obama and congressional Democrats by installing left-wing Democrats as secretaries of state across the nation. From such posts, secretaries of state can help tilt the electoral playing field.

Soros is bent on destroying capitalism. If only one of his bags of money would fall on him...

THUGS WANT THEIR HANDS IN YOUR POCKETS: Sudan Despot Embraces 'Climate Justice' in Copenhagen

Villains are flocking to climb on the fraudulent global warming bandwagon. On November 23, Stephen Sackur interviewed Abdalmahmood Abdalhaleem Mohamad on his BBC television show "Hardtalk." Mohamad is Sudan's ambassador at the United Nations and is also chairman of the G77 and China bloc of developing countries. The topic was the U.N. climate conference scheduled to start December 7 in Copenhagen. The Group of 77 and China bloc has played a leading role in shaping the framework for future treaty negotiations that is to be adopted at the UN conference.

TV TIME: Danielle Staub: Real Housewives of New Jersey’s Latest Criminal and Civil Complaints

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VIDEO OF THE DAY: SNL Tiger Woods Skit

Hah!

DAILY HAH! White Tiger

by Mondo Frazier
images: DBKP file

Jaime Jungers: Alleged Mistress Number Four in Tiger Woods Scandal Emerges

UPDATES and more at DBKP original article: Jaime Jungers: Mistress Number 4 in Tiger Woods Scandal Surfaces

JAIME JUNGERS: The Newest Tiger Woods' Affair?

WHO IS JAIME JUNGERS?

[ABOVE: Jaime Junger's MySpace page picture]

Another day, another Tiger Woods mistress.

This one is Jaime Jungers and like Rachel Uchitel and several other Woods' extramarital squeezes, hails from Las Vegas. Where Tiger's concerned, what happens in Vegas--and Australia and elsewhere--doesn't stay in Vegas.

Just who is this latest Tiger Woods' girl?

From the Jamie Jungers is Tiger Woods 4th alleged mistress; but 5 and 6?

Her name is Jamie Jungers (wow, close to Jamie Grubbs), she's 26-years-old, lives in Las Vegas, and this is her MySpace profile photo where she calls herself "MsMarch":

The rumours had been around for years. At the US Open in June, one of the few journalists who has managed to forge a relationship that could described as anything other than formal with Woods, told me how his wife, Elin Nordegren, has issued a final ultimatum. The adultery had to stop. By Turnberry the next month, the whisper hit the media centre that Elin had turned up at the Open Championship unannounced and uncontrollable. The adultery plainly hadn't stopped. Woods missed just his second cut in a major as a professional. The word was he had other things on his mind.

UPDATES and more at DBKP original article: Jaime Jungers: Mistress Number 4 in Tiger Woods Scandal Surfaces

by Mondo Frazier
images: DBKP file and Huffington Post and National Enquirer

Tiger Woods Scandal: Tiger Woods Christmas Picture, Videos

TIGER WOODS SCANDAL-PALOOZA!

TIGER WOODS CHRISTMAS PICTURE
TIGER WOODS CHINESE VIDEO REPORT
TIGER WOODS SCANDAL JOKES
TIGER WOODS PICTURES

Tiger Woods probably doesn't think there's anything funny about the recent revelations about his affairs.

But, one of the time-honored funniest things in the world is laughing at the foibles of others--especially, those of the rich and famous.

With that in mind, we present a Saturday roundup of Tiger Woods Scandal humor: Tiger Woods Christmas picture, Tiger Woods jokes, Tigers Woods Chinese TV report (might be the funniest) and other assorted Tiger Woods' Scandal-ibilia.

Have a Merry Tiger Woods Christmas!

[ABOVE: Tiger Woods Christmas Picture]

This "Christmas picture" of Tiger and Elin Woods is making the Internet rounds.

Fore!

The Tiger Woods Car Crash According to Chinese TV--with animations!

See? A picture is worth a 1000 words--Chinese or otherwise.

Why Tiger Woods' wife hit him

The reprint of the EXCLUSIVE picture from I Own the World [Tiger Clawed], as reported in DBKP's
BREAKING: Why Tiger Woods’ Wife Hit Him.

And last but not least, some Tiger Woods Scandal Jokes (NTTAFAT*)

* Apparently, this is one hole Tiger wishes he never played.

* Jilted Swede vs Escalade Airbag..... Looking back, which one do you think Tiger wishes would have blown up and hit him in the head?

* Tiger Woods played 18 holes on Thanksgiving Day . Later that night hole # 19 cracked him over the head with a golf club .

224 more Tiger Woods Scandal jokes at Hot Topic-Tiger Woods Jokes. WARNING: They're a decidedly mixed bag: some are, in fact, terrible.

* - Not That There's Anything Funny About That

ALSO at DBKP:
** Tiger Woods Scandal: Pictures, Jobs, Drugs and Money
** Tiger Woods Scandal: Rachel Uchitel Received $1 Mil to CAncel Press Conference, According to Sources
** Tiger Woods Affairs: Rachel Uchitel To Confess
** Tiger Woods Affairs: Affairs, Confessions, Transgressons and Kalika Moquin
* Tiger Woods Affairs: Tiger Woods Confesses to Affairs
* Tiger Woods Affairs: Woods Paid for Rachel Uchitel Australia Trip -UPDATED
* Tiger Woods Affair: Another Other Woman
* Tiger Woods Affair: Rachel Uchitel Exposed as Other Woman in Cheating Scandal
* BREAKING: Why Tiger Woods’ Wife Hit Him
* Tiger Woods: Affairs, Fights, SUV Crashes and Wife with a Golf Club -UPDATED

UPDATES and more at DBKP original article: Tiger Woods Scandal: Tiger Woods Christmas Picture and Other Scandal Humor

by Mondo Frazier

Friday, December 4, 2009

Mystery Meth Rider, School Czar Porn, Avatar Pix: Morning Intell

Morning Intell: WeekEnd Edition:
Saturday/Sunday - December 5-6, 2009

Yesterday's Morning INTELL: No Obama Birth Certificate, No NBC, No Jobs: Morning Intell

TOP STORIES at: DBKP FLASH Headline News:

OBAMA-NATION CZARS

CAUSE: Breaking: Obama’s “Safe Schools Czar” Is Promoting Child Porn in the Classroom– Kevin Jennings and the GLSEN Reading List

...AND EFFECT: Gateway Pundit Comes Under Cyber Attack After Report On Obama Safe Schools Czar’s Child Porn Books.

CLIMATEGATE-APALOOZA
THE COVER-UP CONTINUES...

ONE MORE THING CHARLIE GIBSON DOESN'T KNOW? Network Silence: Day Fourteen and Counting
Harsanyi: We-don't-want-to-talk-about-it-gate
A fraud investigating a fraud? UN body wants probe of climate e-mail row
LoserNater: Arnold Schwarzenegger unveils dramatic climate change map which shows flooded San Francisco of the future
Not Helpful for Alarmists: HOUSTON: 'Earliest Snowfall Ever'
Doubling down: Obama now set to attend negotiation sessions at Copenhagen
ONE INCH OF GLOBAL WARMING FOR New ORLEANS: Today’s proof of global warming

36 PIX FROM JAMES CAMERON'S "AVATAR"

CORRUPTION ALERT: Next use for TARP: Government union slush fund

SAD: “Indigent” Caskets for Montana’s Foster Kids: Foster Family Told State Doesn’t “Budget” for Foster Children Burials

OVERMATCHED ANIMAL PIC OF THE DAY

CONAN O'BRIEN: "Today President Obama hosted a jobs summit at the White House and he met with the CEOs of Google, FedEx and American Airlines. The CEO of Chrysler was late and said, “Sorry, car trouble.”"

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Dumb but fun: Time for another “Did Obama give the middle finger?” clip
Did he or didn't he? Time to view the videos and decide!

CRAIG FERGUSON: "Barbara Walters list of “10 Most Fascinating People” has come out. This year, it’s Tiger Woods and nine women he’s sleeping with."

ARROGANT: April Ryan: Robert Gibbs Compare April Ryan to Misbehaving Child at Press Conference
Watch the video and see if your conclusion is different...

Three Big Stories, Three Media Disappearing Acts

More Men Have Something They Want to Get Off Their Chests -- Their Shirts

Baucus Nominated Girlfriend for U.S. Attorney

Temp Hides Fun, Fulfilling Life From Rest Of Office

Big Government Media: CRA for News Organizations?

Hussman: 80% Chance of Big Market Crash

Fired Charlie Weis Cleans Out His Desk

Tiger Woods Scandal: Pictures, Jobs, Drugs and Money

JAY LENO: "How is this for nerve? That White House party crashing couple, the Salahis . . . They refused an invitation to testify before Congress today. They refused. Isn’t that unbelievable? The one thing they actually get invited to and they don’t show up."

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VIDEO of the DAY: CHINESE TV RE-ENACTS TIGER WOODS' SUV CRASH

You'll get tired of Tiger before you'll get tired of Chinese TV ingenuity...when you don't have any footage...you just make it up!

DAILY HAH! What Do You See?

by Mondo Frazier
images: DBKP file

April Ryan: Robert Gibbs Compares Ryan to Misbehaving Child

APRIL RYAN vs. ROBERT "The Tool" GIBBS
GIBBS' THEME SONG SHOULD BE "I'M GONNA TALK YOU DOWN"

April Ryan got the full Robert "The Tool" Gibbs' treatment today at the White House press conference.

Robert Gibbs compared April Ryan, White House correspondent for American Urban Radio Network, to a child behaving badly. It's been a busy week for Gibbs' and his smirking-as-he-insults-you ways.

It all starts with Ryan asking Gibbs if Micheale Salahi, the female "gate crasher" at the recent state dinner for the prime minister of India, came out of the event as the "belle of the ball" overshadowing First Lady, Michelle Obama.

Gibbs seems to take offense and things go down hill from there.

Video of the crucial exchange below.

FOR Video and rest of story: April Ryan: Robert Gibbs Compare April Ryan to Misbehaving Child at Press Conference .

by Mondo Frazier

Tiger Woods Scandal: Pictures and Rachel Didn't Paid

[ABOVE: Happier times for Tiger and family]

TIGER WOODS SCANDAL: PICTURES and MORE

TIGER WOODS SCANDAL BY THE NUMBERS

Time for a little Tiger Woods Scandal math.

1 - Tiger's usual world ranking: as in Number 1.
--- Also, the number of millions reputed to have passed hands to get mistress Rachel Uchitel to cancel her press conference on Thursday. TMZ has a report that disputes that Rachel got any money however.

2 - Number of people it takes to tango. IN Tiger's case, there were several women in that position. The problem was it wasn't always wife, Elin Nordegren Woods that was the partner.

3 - Number of mistresses that have come forward publicly (or have been dragged) to claim affairs with Tiger Woods. They include: Rachel Uchitel, Jaime Grubbs and Kalika Moquin. Moquin, according to some reports was denying Thursday that she had an affair, but there are others that say she was involved with Tiger at some point.

4 - Number of people in Tiger and Elin Woods' family. Tiger, Elin and children: Sam Alexis Woods: Born 2007; and Charlie Axel Woods: Born 2009.

We'll pick this up later today again.

THE TIGER GIRLS

[ABOVE: Three of the girls reputed to be Tiger's mistresses.]

LATEST TIGER WOODS SCANDAL NEWS

Seems there is a battle of spin going on between various celebrity tabloids as where Rachel Uchitel got money when she canceled her scheduled meet-up with the press yesterday.

From Tiger Woods Didn't Pay Rachel a Penny:

Sources tell TMZ Rachel Uchitel did not make any financial deal with Tiger Woods -- and there are two reasons she torpedoed her scheduled news conference yesterday -- fear and secrets.

Sources say in the wee hours of the morning yesterday, after many phone calls back and forth between Rachel, Tiger and their reps, Rachel decided not to come out fighting at a news conference. She walked away without taking a cent from Tiger Woods. One very connected source said, "This was absolutely not about money."

Of course, the National Enquirer begs to differ, as we reported yesterday. Their sources are claiming Uchitel got $1 million for her decision to Not Meet the Press.

WILL THE TIGER WOODS SCANDAL TURN INTO A DRUG SCANDAL SOON?

EXCLUSIVE: Tiger Woods Mistress Told Pals They Did Drugs Before Sex

Rachel Uchitel, the first woman publicly named as Tiger Woods' mistress, told friends that she did drugs with the golfing legend before they had sex, RadarOnline.com is reporting exclusively.

We'll have more later on Friday.

RadarOnline is also reporting that Tiger Woods offered other woman Jaime Grubb a job.

** Tiger Woods Scandal: Rachel Uchitel Received $1 Mil to CAncel Press Conference, According to Sources
** Tiger Woods Affairs: Rachel Uchitel To Confess
** Tiger Woods Affairs: Affairs, Confessions, Transgressons and Kalika Moquin
* Tiger Woods Affairs: Tiger Woods Confesses to Affairs
* Tiger Woods Affairs: Woods Paid for Rachel Uchitel Australia Trip -UPDATED
* Tiger Woods Affair: Another Other Woman
* Tiger Woods Affair: Rachel Uchitel Exposed as Other Woman in Cheating Scandal
* BREAKING: Why Tiger Woods’ Wife Hit Him
* Tiger Woods: Affairs, Fights, SUV Crashes and Wife with a Golf Club -UPDATED

by MOndo Frazier
image: National Enquirer

Thursday, December 3, 2009

No Jobs, No NBC, No Obama Birth Certificate: Morning Intell

Morning Intell: Weekday Edition:
Friday - December 4, 2009

Yesterday's Morning INTELL: Tiger Woods Confesses, Failing Rhetoric, NASA Fraud: Morning Intell

EXTRA: Palin: Obama’s birth certificate is fair game; Update: Transcript added

TOP STORIES at: DBKP FLASH Headline News:

YOU WILL BLOW YOUR TOP: Somebody at Fort Hood Should Be Walking the Plank

CLIMATEGATE-APALOOZA!

MSM SILENCE: Bozell: Day 12 of Network ClimateGate Cover-up
AP "SCIENCE" WRITER's TAKE: Global warming may require higher dams, stilts
Seriously, AP's Seth Borenstein is serious...or serial...
RED PLANET CARTOONS! The Long Road Back
Maybe AP's Borenstein should read Red Planet?
Is NASA hiding its climate data, too?
Climategate – it ain’t just about the weather
Is James Hansen the ClimateGate Leaker?
The power of ClimateGate: Al Gore forced to sacrifice Copenhagen cash cow
ClimateGate Video: Green Fakers

JAY LENO: "In more serious news, President Obama last night ordered 30,000 more troops into Afghanistan, to fight the Taliban, but on an 18-month timetable. In a related story, the Taliban announced they're on a 19-month timetable."

Obama calls for new ideas for creating jobs
None of the "new ideas" included the government getting the hell out of the way and leaving people alone.
JOHN STOSSEL KNOWS: Who Creates Jobs?
For sure it isn't government. Well, you know, other than government parasite jobs...

HOW MANY CAN YOU SPELL? 100 Most Often Mispelled Misspelled Words in English

NEW BLOG NEWS AGGREGATOR: Blogs Lucianne Love
Lucianne Goldberg--she of Monica Lewinsky fame, Lucianne.com and mother of National Review's Jonah Goldberg--has started another site, this time for blogs. Here's her reasoning:

Late Breaking News! Here it is, the "Lucianne.com for Blogs!"

Why a site for blogs?

After a decade of aggregating the Mainstream Media we realize that the cutting edge of information is on the blogs of the Internet. If you don't read them, you are operating with half your brain tied behind your back
(humm, where have we heard that?)

The hard news and dogged investigative journalism are increasingly found on blogs, we felt there should be a handy way to find them. Thus, we created this site. The blogs you will read here are posted by invitation only. However, the threads are open for comments from registered members of Lucianne.com.

Welcome to a brave new world of truth and information.

AND...DBKP is one of the invitees! So it's a win-win...as far as we're concerned, that is...

DOUBLE TROUBLE: Yahoo, Verizon: Our Spy Capabilities Would ‘Shock’, ‘Confuse’ Consumers
How many times does the government surf your computer? More than you are aware of..
Sprint fed customer GPS data to cops over 8 million times
When the capability is there, someone in government and law enforcement is going to use it..

THE PLOT THICKENS: Tiger Woods Scandal: Rachel Uchitel Received $1 Mil to CAncel Press Conference, According to Sources

CONAN O'BRIEN: "“Time” magazine plans to announce its Person of the Year next week and top contenders include President Obama and Steve Jobs. The other top contender: The one guy who still reads “Time” Magazine."

DBKP Report

TV GATE CRASHERS: Real Housewives of D.C.: Bravo TV’s Casting Calls Controversy, Will Salahis Wind up on Cutting Room Floor?

IN CASE YOU WERE INTERESTED: Natalie Portman's Ten Best Movies

SIGH: NBC Name on the Chopping Block?
Maybe...
One reason may be that NBC is currently, according to Media Research Center, in the midst of Day 12 of not mentioning ClimateGate.

NBC's TAKE on CLIMATE CHANGE AFTER CLIMATEGATE:

Fragile Freedom
WHAT would Ronald Reagan think now?

JAY LENO: "This Tiger Woods thing is having an effect on a lot of people. In fact, earlier today, Elizabeth Edwards went out and bought a new set of golf clubs. I didn't even know that she played."

DBKP Report

Rasmussen: Almost Two-Thirds Oppose Single Payer System

VIDEO of the DAY: Tickle the Kitten