by Little Baby Ginn & Mondoreb
CARACAS (Reuters) - President Hugo Chavez wants Venezuelan clocks turned back half an hour and he wants it done in record time -- next Monday.
"I don't care if they call me crazy, the new time will go ahead, let them call me whatever they want," Chavez said on his weekly TV show. "I'm not to blame. I received a recommendation and said I liked the idea."Read rest of Yahool News story.
Chavez, otherwise known as "that big, old lovable anti-American lug of a South American tyrant" to Democrats, never confused about his vitriol for the U.S., does get rattled when it comes to telling time.
In his live show, he called on his brother, the education minister, so that the two men could explain the measure. But they mistakenly told Venezuelans to move their clocks forward at midnight on Sunday, when the policy is to move them back.
Senor Emperor Chavez has announced no timetable for his plans on holding back the sea and defying the International Court concerning the Law of Gravity.
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