Wednesday, September 19, 2007


by Little Baby Ginn & Mondoreb

CARACAS (Reuters) - President Hugo Chavez wants Venezuelan clocks turned back half an hour and he wants it done in record time -- next Monday.

"I don't care if they call me crazy, the new time will go ahead, let them call me whatever they want," Chavez said on his weekly TV show. "I'm not to blame. I received a recommendation and said I liked the idea."
Read rest of Yahool News story.

Chavez, otherwise known as "that big, old lovable anti-American lug of a South American tyrant" to Democrats, never confused about his vitriol for the U.S., does get rattled when it comes to telling time.
In his live show, he called on his brother, the education minister, so that the two men could explain the measure. But they mistakenly told Venezuelans to move their clocks forward at midnight on Sunday, when the policy is to move them back.

Senor Emperor Chavez has announced no timetable for his plans on holding back the sea and defying the International Court concerning the Law of Gravity. - Bigger, Better!.
Death by 1000 Papercuts Front Page.


  1. This idiot is your typical fascist thug. There are two types, the criminal moron and the intellectual idealoque who has fixated on a philosophy over humanity. The thug is usually a tool to the latter, and that is what we see here. This moron has been convinced he is smart. By whom? That is the question. This man is not innately evil, but he will become as brutal as Stalin in time. He will never be a threat to America in my opinion. Although this is not shared by many. When his oil revenue is insufficient to pay for his silly economic policies and investments, he will turn to drugs. We will then focus. I do not care what others believe. Venezuela will declare war on America in a vacuum. We should ignore this buffoon. he has no immediate allies. And why should he. I fear, though, that he will destroy what should be a prosperous country.


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