If only animals could talk. I'd track down Banger the cat and get an interview. Have him jot down his story, become his agent.
Banger: When I was between the jaws of the grizzly I was reminded of what of Asimov said:
"Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent."
ANCHORAGE, Alaska - The night Banger the cat vanished, a neighbor heard the black-and-gray tabby yowling. He ran outside and saw Banger dangling from the mouth of a grizzly that had roamed into the yard and left with a cat snack.
So much for Banger, owner Allison Sayer figured.
Until two weeks ago.
Four months after disappearing into the Eagle River woods, the cat reappeared less than half a mile from where it was last seen, 2 pounds lighter but otherwise intact.
Banger's fantastic journey lasted another week, long enough for a visit to the vet and plane ride to her owner's new home in Sitka.
Source - Anchorage Daily News - Cat Beats Odds Against Grizzly
Happily for Banger his nine lives came in handy. Hopefully the next eight will be less eventful.
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