Sunday, December 16, 2007

Last Minute Shopping Gifts For Christmas

We know how busy everyone is this time of year and how hard it is to find those "last minute" Christmas gifts. We've come up with a list of classy gifts that will be sure to please and take some of the shopping stress out of your holidays.

Need a gift for your Liberal friends that won't bust your budget?

For less than 20 bucks the Chia Tree will show your Gaia lover friends or loved ones you're hip on counteracting Global Warming.

Want to make a "bold" statement? Bathroom Gifts has just the "statement" for you. We're not sure what kind of statement you'd be making, but none-the-less.

Red Kiss Designer Toilet Seat

Make a bold statement in any home or office with these hard-wearing Acrylic Toilet Seats.

Made of a durable clear acrylic, this toilet seat has red lip prints are embedded on the seat and a racy pair of red ladies underwear and sweet silk flowers to create a decorative focal point in any bathroom.
The perfect gift for a friend or loved one who needs the ultimate in Debugging and Privacy.

The perfect gift for paranoid pals freaked out over the Patriot Act:

From Spysite:

Integrating the technologies of our AI-6600 (phone tap detector), AI-2100 (body wire detector), and AI-680 (white noise generator) into one system allows you to detect any AM, FM, and UHF body-wire, room transmitter, or infinity bug transmitting in the range of 1 to 2000 Mhz; any series and parallel tap in your phone, phone jack, phone line, d-mark point, out on the pole, and in the transformer box; any extension telephone eavesdropper as well as mask the transmission of detected body-wires, room bugs, and infinity transmitters by generating an impossible to filter "white noise".

Only 495.00, a gift that shows you care.

If you can't afford the AI-6600 there's always the Aluminum Foil Deflector Beanie Kit for 9.99 plus 5.00 Shipping.

Aluminum Foil Deflector Beanie Kit

Effective, In-expensive Solution To Mind-Control

Is someone reading your mind?
Is someone brainwashing you?
Are you doing things and wonder why you just did that?
Are people hearing words come out of your mouth that you know you didn?t say?

Last but not least for the Serial Killer fan on your list Cafe Press's Ted Bundy BBQ Apron.
A real killer at 14.99.

Product Information
Great in the kitchen or at the BBQ, our mid-length apron provides great coverage to help keep spills and splatters off your clothes. Makes a great gift for gourmets or grill-masters. Ties at neck and waist. Two center-stitched bottom compartment pouches for keeping tools and recipes handy. 35% Cotton / 65% polyester blend, twill fabric. Machine washable and guaranteed.

Happy Holidays from the folks at DBKP!



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