'Love Jet' for Private Parts: Japan's Amazing Dr. Nakamatsu

According to the famous Japanese inventor, Dr. Nakamatsu, his "new" perfume Love Jet, when applied to a woman's private parts, will boost a woman's levels of dehydroepiandrosterone.

Dehydroepiandrosterone, also known as DHEA, is a hormone of which little is really known about how it affects the body. Produced in the adrenal glands, DHEA converts into other hormones once it has been released into the bloodstream.

The conversion of DHEA into testosterone4 may account for the fact that low blood levels of DHEA have been reported in some men with erectile dysfunction. The findings of a double-blind trial using 50 mg supplements of DHEA taken daily for six months suggests that DHEA may improve erectile function in some men.5 Source - Puritan

Studies have found that DHEA supplementation may lower body fat, affect blood sugar levels, and lower cholesterol levels.

Claims have been made that DHEA is an anti-aging hormone, improves older people's "sense of well-being," and that post-menopausal women experience an increase in libido.

Hence Dr. Nakamatsu's "Love Jet' perfume. First introduced over two decades ago, Dr. Nakamatsu has the "new, improved" version.

"It has a dispenser that is smaller, making it perfect for her handbag. After a woman sprays Love Jet, men will flock around her," explains Nakamats earnestly, sharply dressed in a sparkling silver tie, velvet coat and gray trousers.

Included with a purchase of Love Jet is a triangular shaped "template with an adhesive" that"assists a lady in trimming any pubic hair that might otherwise poke from the edges of her panties."

We're not quite sure what the name of the triangle shaped pubic hair template is called. Several come to mind, The Pubic Wrangler, The Enforcer, or Dr. Nakamatsu's Love Jet Pubic Take-Off Pad?

Dr. Nakamatsu has other inventions to his credit such as Rebody 55, a dietary supplement of "55 grains and elements." He also believes he will live to age 144.

In 2005, he won an Ig Nobel Prize, a parody of the Nobel Prize, for his practice of photographing each meal he has eaten since the age of 42, the year he believes is the start of one's downward slide in life.

"To win an Ig Nobel Prize, one must do something that first makes people laugh, then makes them think," said Marc Abrahams, cofounder of the Annals of Improbable Research, the organizing body of the Ig Nobel awards. "Dr. Nakamats' epic meal photography work does both those things — and does them with style.

Older women have just as much interest in some va-va boom as do younger women. Of course, to Dr. Nakamatsu, who plans to live well into his 140's, one who is in their fifties, sixties, seventies, or even eighties, are merely middle aged.

No word yet on what age group Dr. Nakamatsu is marketing Love Jet to. It seems older women would benefit more from the product as their body's level of DHEA naturally declines with age.

That's if... Love Jet actually works...

By LBG
Image - pingmag
Source - The Japan Times Online - At home with Dr. Nakamatsu
Source - Puritan - DHEA




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