The Language of Conservative Love
Still looking for a romantic card to say "I love you" to that special conservative lunatic that you're so sweet on?
Look no further.
Right Wing News has a collection of "Be My Political Valentines" cards on display.
All are hilarious, but you know how things like this go: some you will find tremendously funny, while your buddy finds another one funnier.
We've reproduced a few here, but to see the whole collection of these truly tender moments of political amour, you'll have to check out Right Wing News.
They're so sentimental, they'd make even a particular female Democrat candidate cry.
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Source: Be My Political Valentine
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