Monday, May 19, 2008

Military Recruiting Goals Maxed, Solar Bras and Islamophobia Observatory Launched

by Nancy Morgan

'The British are coming, the British are coming!' Remember those historic words? Well today, one can substitute the word Muslims for British and it would be just as appropriate. As all eyes are on Iraq, we are at risk of being conquered from within. To wit:

A project called the Islamophobia Observatory has been launched (by Muslims) in order to "eliminate the world-wide waves of fear of Islam." Another Muslim group has taken it upon themselves to enlist armies of paid workers in order to deliver an English copy of the Quran to every American doorstep.

Palestinians are participating in our political process by launching a phone bank for Obama. This comes as no surprise as Obama's sympathies are clearly in their court. As evidenced by his latest statement that Israel is a "constant wound' and a "constant sore" that "infects all of our foreign policy." Lovely.

On the home front, the Pentagon has dropped charges against a Saudi at Guantanamo who was alleged to have been the "20th hijacker." Meanwhile, an investigation has revealed that a radical Muslim paramilitary compound is flourishing in upstate New York and an American soldier has given free rein to his inner-self by publicly declaring he has the strength and resolve to declare to the military that "this soldier will not be deployed to Iraq." Speaking of narcissistic cowards brings to mind our:


The Senate voted overwhelmingly to approve a five-year $307 billion, veto proof, farm bill. Besides containing enough pork to stop Islam in its tracks, this bill continues the obscene subsidies to farmers. Our tax dollars are used to pay farmers (rich corporations) NOT to grow food. And you wondered why food prices are spiralling. Go figure.

As the Dems cry crocodile tears, vowing to take action on the rising gas prices, behind the scenes they are doing everything they can to keep it going. I covered this issue in depth in, 'Crocodile Tears and Cow Farts.' Before we suffer a severe attack of reverse peristalsis, what say we get to the


Sending Democrats into a severe depression was the news that construction of new homes posted the biggest increase in two years, a whopping 8.2% increase. Applications for new building permits also turned upwards.

The US has topped world competitiveness ratings for the 15th straight year. As in, We're Number 1! (Can I say that?) Speaking of number 1, all our military services met or exceeded their monthly recruiting goals in April, with the Marines signing 142% of the numbers it was expecting. God continues to bless America.

Their is a definite trend toward enforcing our immigration laws, finally. Latest news: Iowa staged the largest immigration raid in their history, arresting 300 people at an Iowa meat packing plant. A likely result will be the minimum wage in Iowa going up - without the liberals mandating it. Its called 'market forces.'

University of Colorado at Boulder Chancellor Peterson plans to raise $9 million to create an endowed chair for what is thought to be the nation's first Professor of Conservative Thought and Policy. Finally, a token conservative.

TV viewership continues to slide. The old media, ABC, CBS, Fox and NBC had nearly 9 percent fewer viewers in April and May than during the same period a year ago. Cry me a river.


In a giant leap towards designer babies, scientists have, for the first time, genetically altered a human embryo. In another first, it appears that more than half of all insured Americans are taking prescription medicine regularly for chronic health problems. Not surprising as more and more life experiences are now being labelled 'syndromes'.

California's top court has overturned the voter-approved ban on gay marriage and a new study in Norway suggests that every fourth child of parents who receive welfare end up on welfare themselves.


RightBias is in the process of launching a new page entitled Essential Trivia, which will relay all the weird and trivial news we love so much, such as:

Japan has launched a 'solar-powered' bra that can generate enough power to charge a cell phone or iPod. Continuing with our obsession with breasts, 'Dermatologist To The Stars', Dr. Patricia Walker recently began giving botox injections in the breast as a quick fix for woman who want to 'non-invasively' give their breasts a lift. Another high for California.

The world's fattest man has decided to set a new world record for losing weight. Go picture that.

From the Aren't They Stupid files we bring you a video that will appeal to the schadenfreude in all of us. Top Ten Angry On-Camera Meltdowns. I wonder why we feel better after seeing someone else making an ass of themselves.


Second prize goes to a Swiss man who died in a fall from a hotel balcony. He was engaged in a spitting contest with a friend and decided to get an edge.

First prize goes to a Fort Worth man who was drinking beer and playing poker at 3 a.m. He used a gun to scratch an itch on his back and, well, you know what happened next.

If that's not enough to make you smile, watch out. You might be turning into a liberal.

Till next Monday,

by Nancy Morgan

Nancy Morgan is a columnist and a news editor for
She lives in South Carolina, where she writes "Culture Watch" weekly.

Article may be reprinted with attribution. Bio available on request.

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