[NOTE: Although the Patriot Micro Chip technology is really nothing new; we were struck by the freshness of this particular presentation.]
THE PATRIOT MICRO CHIP is intended to be implanted in terrorists. The implant is specifically designed to be installed in the forehead.
When properly installed it will allow the implantee to speak to God.
The Patriot Chip comes in various sizes.
The Implantee may or may not be allowed to choose the size. The implant may or may not be painless.
WARNING: Some bleeding and or swelling may occur at the injection site.