Wednesday, November 26, 2008

Free Cruise: Register Your Friends, But Especially, Your Enemies

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Just for you pal!!

Looks like it could be a helluva lot of fun!

I hope you don't mind, but I've taken the liberty of putting your name into a drawing for a Seven-day, Six-night Cruise on the fabulous new Gypsy Queen Cruise Line ship, the ' Dixie Belle'.

Good luck, I hope you win!

The Flagship ' Dixie Belle' is shown below...

Your first nights meal promises to be scrumptious, featuring fillet of minnow, grilled perch, collards, and all you eat rusty crawfish!

If you win, make sure to take pictures, especially of the famous 'Ole Muddy Midnight SkinnyDip'--with your hostesses Euella Bell and Krissie.

[ABOVE: Euella Bell and Krissie]

Since you may be in the presidential suite, you will have a balcony view and the finest facilities with all the expected amenities.

Nothing is too good for my friends!

by RidesAPaleHorse
images: RAPH

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