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Tiger Woods Infidelity Humor and Jokes
What's funnier than a three ring circus with lots of clowns?
How about some Tiger Woods infidelity jokes!?!
Complete with videos about Tiger Woods "transgressions"!
BONUS! Tiger Woods mistress photos at the end.
First up, this JUST Discovered Tiger Woods Sex Videotape:
THE TIGER WOODS GAME!
You HAVE to try it, if only to see the animation at the end of the game when you finally get stopped. It's quick, it's fun, it's easy. It's The Tiger Woods Game
[h/t; I OWN THE WORLD, Okay, It’s Stupid, But You Know You’re Gonna Try It]
For More Tiger Woods Scandal and Tiger Woods infidelity stories, PLUS Tiger Woods mistress pix and Tiger Woods women list, see: Tiger Woods Infidelity: Tiger Woods Infidelity Humor, Video and Jokes
Tiger Woods Infidelity Joke of the Day
Tiger Woods was flying his plane one day on his way to a golf tournament in Australia, when the plane experiences mechanical trouble.
The plane goes down and Tiger finds himself on a small, deserted tropical island. He waits one day, two days, a week. He sees no signs of humans. After a month, he's getting a bit desperate.
Then one day, he's out on the beach, looking for seashells. A figure walks out of the surf and onto the beach. It's a person in a wet suit. The person takes off the rubber head covering and shakes out long blonde hair. It's a beautiful girl.
Tiger's excited. "Who are you?"
The girl smiles and says, "I'm Jessica. Team Tiger sent me to find you. Is there anything you want?"
Now it's Tiger's turn to break into a smile. "Oh my! I've been on this island for so long, I've lost count. I could use a drink!"
The girl unzips a pocket in her wetsuit and pulls out a flask and a shot glass. "Have a shot of Crown Royal, sport."
Tiger downs his shot and then takes another. The girl can see that he enjoys the shots.
"Is there anything else you'd like?"
Tiger thinks and says, "Oh, I could use some real food. I'd love a steak!"
So the girl unzips another pocket in her wetsuit and pulls out a plastic bag with a humongous T-bone in it. "You'll have to cook it. Sorry."
Tiger whips up a fire and cooks the steak and devours it. He's laying back afterwards around the fire letting his meal digest when the girl says, "Is there anything else I can get you?"
Tiger says, "Not right now. When are we getting rescued?"
Jessica says, "I've got a homing beacon in my suit and we ought to be on a ship within the next two hours."
Tiger thinks that's great. He's very happy. He never thought he was gonna get off that small island.
Jessica looks at him and smiles. "You know, I'm a beautiful blond and you're the world's most favorite golfer and we have a few hours before the rescue party gets here. Would you like to play around?"
Tiger jumps up and say, "Wow! You got a set of golf clubs in that suit?"
--originally posted as an update in Tiger Woods Women List: Photos, Latest Updates, News.
HOMELESS TRY TO PROFIT FROM WOODS' MISFORTUNES (of Tiger's own making)
Homeless Guy Claims Affair With Tiger Woods Sign
Video version below--because everything's better when it moves.
MORE TIGER WOODS INFIDELITY JOKES and HUMOR at DBKP: Tiger Woods Scandal: Tiger Woods Christmas Picture and Other Scandal Humor
Tiger Woods Mistress Photos
[ABOVE: Tiger Woods mistress photos in a single collage]
Bonus pic of Joslyn James below.
From White Tiger:
We just wanna confuse the Associated Press. Does a white Tiger make Woods more racist? Less racist? The same? Or am I the racist for having made this picture? The AP knows best, so we’ll wait to find out.
MORE: The AP Investigates Tiger’s Racist Stripes!
From the DBKP Tiger Woods Scandal Library: Tiger Woods Scandal: Library of DBKP Articles
** Dec 11 09--Tiger Woods Taking an Indefinite Break from Professional Golf
** Dec 11 09--Tiger Woods Women List: Photos, Latest Updates, News
** Dec 10 09--Tiger Woods Women List: Tiger Woods Latest Updates
** Dec 09 09--Latest Tiger Woods Updates: More Bad News for Tiger
** Dec 09 09--Tiger Woods Overdose: Over the Top Tiger
** Dec 09 09--Tiger Woods Overdose: Tiger OD Landed Golfer Back at Hospital
** Dec 08 09--Naked Tiger Woods Pictures: Someone Shopping Naked Tiger Pix to Playgirl
** Dec 08 09--Gatorade Drops Tiger Woods Endorsement; More to Follow?
** Dec 07 09--Tiger Woods: Wife Elin Nordegren Moves Out; Gambling, Alcohol, Drugs Issues
** Dec 07 09--Tiger Woods: Porn Star Says She’s Number Nine, Oprah Chasing Tiger
* Dec 07 09--Tiger Woods Updates: Mindy Lawton, Cori Rist and Lost Sponsors
* Dec 06 09--Mindy Lawton, Tiger Woods 5th Mistress: Looking for the 6th Mistress
* Dec 06 09--Tiger Woods 4th Mistress: Jaime Jungers and Waiting for Number 5
* Dec 05 09--Jaime Jungers: Mistress Number 4 in Tiger Woods Scandal Surfaces
* Dec 05 09--Tiger Woods Scandal: Tiger Woods Christmas Picture and Other Scandal Humor
* Dec 04 09--Tiger Woods Scandal: Pictures, Jobs, Drugs and Money
* Dec 03 09--Tiger Woods Scandal: Rachel Uchitel Received $1 Mil to CAncel Press Conference, According to Sources
* Dec 03 09--Tiger Woods Affairs: Rachel Uchitel To Confess
* Dec 02 09--Tiger Woods Affairs: Affairs, Confessions, Transgressons and Kalika Moquin
* Dec 02 09--Tiger Woods Affairs: Tiger Woods Confesses to Affairs
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by Mondo Frazier
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