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Obama's on TV again and there's nothing to do? Don't be blue! Grab a partner and play some Bullshit Bingo!
RULES FOR BULLSHIT BINGO
1. Before Barack Obamas next televised speech, print your "BULLSHIT BINGO" card on a plain, white sheet of paper.
2. Gather your "markers", whatever you will use to cover the squares. Suggestions: peanuts, tiddly winks or "change" (if you have any)
3. Place your first marker on the "Um...." free space.
4. Place a marker on the appropriate block (phrase or word) when you hear that phrase or word.
5. When you get five blocks (phrases or words) covered horizontally, vertically or diagonally
Stand up and shout "BULLSHIT!!!"
You can also include a drinking game.
When a square is covered take a shot or chug a favorite adult beverage.
(A designated driver is recommended if you are playing with friends
and choose to add this to the game)
So now Obamas speeches can be FUN!!!
Original article posted at DBKP: BS Bingo with Obama: Speech Time is Happy Time
From past satisfied "Bullshit Bingo" players:
"I had been listening to the speech for only five minutes when I won."
Jack W., Boston
"My attention span during speeches has improved dramatically"
David D., Florida
"What a gas! Speeches will never be the same for me after my first win."
Bill R., New York City
"The atmosphere was tense in the last speech as 14 of us waited for the fifth box."
Ben G., Denver
"The speaker was stunned as eight of us screamed "BULLSHIT!" for the third time in two hours."
Harry A, Kansas City
"This is the most fun I have ever had with my pants up!"
Robert H. Portland
"IF IT'S A RAPHCO.........IT HAS TO BE FUN!!"