Father's Day 2014 Quotes: 7 Funny Quotes For Dad's Special Day

FATHER’S DAY 2014: Happy Father’s Day, Dad! 35 Quotes to help Fathers enjoy their special day!

FATHER’S DAY 2014 QUOTES

7 Funny Quotes for Dad's Special Day

These quotes are funny in nature. They might be just the thing to put on you Father's Day card as a "special touch."

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quotes.

Happy Father's Day!

“The older I get, the smarter my father seems to get.”
–Tim Russert

“I have found the best way to give advice to your children is to find out what they want and then advise them to do it.”
–Harry S. Truman

“Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.”
–Bill Cosby

“When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be twenty-one, I was astonished at how much he had learned in seven years.”
–Mark Twain

“Having children is like living in a frat house—nobody sleeps, everything’s broken, and there’s a lot of throwing up.”
–Ray Romano

“It would seem that something which means poverty, disorder and violence every single day should be avoided entirely, but the desire to beget children is a natural urge.”
–Phyllis Diller

"A father carries pictures where his money used to be.”
–Unknown

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by Jeremiah J. Jameson
--with Mondo Frazier

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