Boobs Versus Beer Can Test

It's a question that's been debated by men across the globe: The force of boobs against inanimate objects.

Researchers selected the aluminum beer can to go head to head against women's boobs in the ultimate mammary versus man-made match.

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New Study: Staring at Large Breasts Same As 30 Minute Workout

It's not what you think. He's busy "prolonging" his life.

We can hear the men's cheers from here. According to a study published in the New England Journal Of Medicine staring at a woman's breasts can prolong a man's life.

"Just 10 minutes of staring at the charms of a well-endowed female such as Baywatch actress Pamela Lee is equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics work-out," said author Dr. Karen Weatherby, a gerontologist. [1]

The five year study was done in Frankfurt, Germany, the results, good news for men who hated doing the 30 minute grind in the local gym.

"Sexual excitement gets the heart pumping and improves blood circulation. There's no question: Gazing at large breasts makes men healthier. Our study indicates that engaging in this activity a few minutes daily cuts the risk of stroke and heart attack in half." said Weatherby, who even recommended that men aged over 40 should spend at least 10 minutes daily admiring breasts sized "D-cup" or larger. [1]

Nope, sorry, it's boobs, not butt!

According to the study the "average man can extend his life four to five years."

Five years? Heck, maybe ten...

We wondered, could staring at a certain part of a man's anatomy "prolong" a woman's life?

Source - Softpedia

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