We CAN Drill Our Way Out of This, T. Boone

T. Poon Bickens sez: "You can't drill your way out of this."

RidesAPaleHorse says: "You can't eat your way out of starvation."

Mondo says: "T. Poon is a tool."

Maybe T. Poon is trying to figure out what to do with all the carbon credits he bought?

"I bagged me some carbon credits! Want some?"

by Mondoreb
idea/image: RidesAPaleHorse
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Al Gore's Green Weenies: A Tasty New Green Drink

This might just be the best "green" product we've seen all day.

From The Political Jungle: Moonbats Beware!--at ScrewLiberals.com:

The Goracle is pretty bad at practicing what he preaches...BWAH HA HA HA HA HAHA!!!

"The man at the center of the environmental movement is consuming more electricity than ever. The Tennessee Center for Policy Research reports Al Gore's personal electricity consumption is up by ten-percent, despite "energy-efficient" home renovations at his Nashville area mansion. The center says in the past year, Gore's home burned through 213-thousand kilowatt-hours of electricity, enough to power 232 average American households for one month."

Al Gore is a tool.

Maybe Jen of the Jungle should have called it... "Tool-Aid"?

by Mondoreb
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