Sandy Berger's back.
And like a thief in the night, he...oh never mind. With Sandy Berger, that phrase ceases to be a simile.
Sandy Berger, who stole highly classified terrorism documents from the National Archives, destroyed them and lied to investigators, is now an adviser to presidential candidate Hillary Rodham Clinton.
Really, if a guy loads up his boxers with classified documents to keep your husband from embarrassment, the least you can do is invite him into your campaign.
Either that or get him a BVD gift card.
[Truth-in-blogging NOTE: I originally said, "...that phrase ceases to be a metaphor." Then my 6th-grade English teacher, Mrs. Richmond, whacked me on the head with a ruler.
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