Monday, October 8, 2007

After Slipping Classified Docs Out The Door

Sandy Berger Slips Back
into Clintons' Campaign

[graphic by RidesAPaleHorse]
by Mondoreb

Sandy Berger's back.
And like a thief in the night, he...oh never mind. With Sandy Berger, that phrase ceases to be a simile.

FromThe Examiner:
Sandy Berger, who stole highly classified terrorism documents from the National Archives, destroyed them and lied to investigators, is now an adviser to presidential candidate Hillary Rodham Clinton.

Really, if a guy loads up his boxers with classified documents to keep your husband from embarrassment, the least you can do is invite him into your campaign.

Either that or get him a BVD gift card.

[Truth-in-blogging NOTE: I originally said, "...that phrase ceases to be a metaphor." Then my 6th-grade English teacher, Mrs. Richmond, whacked me on the head with a ruler.


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