Cartoon Network Bans Speedy Gonzalez

Speedy was always one of our favorites growing up, with the fastest kids always wanting to be Speedy whenever we were playing outside. He always put one over on the slower, but larger, cats.

And now, the Cartoon Network is banning the "fastest mouse in all of Mexico", for fear offending Hispanics. What? They ought to give Speedy a parade! Smart, fast and cool--that's Speedy.

So here's a Speedy picture for old time's sake.




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