Saturday, November 10, 2007

Take the Pepsi Pork Chop Challenge

You just knew it had to be from Seattle.

Home to Starbucks and other coffee shops chains, the Pacific Northwest threatens to corner the market on beverages featuring the "Other White Meat". This is good news to anti-Islamists.

After a hard day of battling Jihadis, the forces of light can now settle back, kick off his/her shoes and have a nice refreshing--Ham Soda?

A ham-and-latke flavored soda is about to make its debut and in an effort to appeal to a wider consumer segment, it'll be kosher.

Further fun food facts from Louisville Courier-Journal:
Coming soon next to the Coke and Pepsi in a store near you: ham-and latke-flavored soda to make your holiday feast complete. It even will be kosher, the company making it says - including the ham.

Jones Soda Co., the Seattle-based purveyor of offbeat fizzy water, is selling holiday-themed limited-edition packs of flavored sodas.

The Christmas pack will feature such flavors as Sugar Plum, Christmas Tree, Egg Nog and Christmas Ham. The Hanukkah pack will have Jelly Doughnut, Apple Sauce, Chocolate Coins and Latkes sodas.

"As always, both packs are kosher and contain zero caffeine," Jones said in a statement.

The packs will go on sale Sunday, with a portion of the proceeds to be given to charity, the company said.

Jones' products feature original label art and frequently odd flavors. Last year's seasonal pack was Thanksgiving-themed, with Green Pea, Sweet Potato, Dinner Roll, Turkey and Gravy, and Antacid sodas.

For its contract to supply soda to Qwest Field, home of the Seattle Seahawks, Jones came up with Perspiration, Dirt, Sports Cream and Natural Field Turf. The company - fortunately or unfortunately - prides itself on the accuracy of the taste.
No word on whether it will be available at Guantanamo.

by Mondoreb
& Little Baby Ginn


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