Saturday, June 14, 2008
Criminal Darwin Nomination
Remember this murderous jackass. He has been equaled.
"Kenneth Lane Holliday gave a clerk at the Korner Quick Stop on Old Pascagoula Road his license in order to turn on the gasoline pump and get gasoline at about 8 p.m., Mobile County Sheriff's Office spokeswoman Kate Johnson said in a news release. A few minutes later, he came back in the store with a handgun and demanded money from the clerk. He took the money, Johnson said, but left behind his Alabama drivers license. "
There is only one sane explanation for this: the sales girl must have been a stunning beauty.
But this dude didn't stop there. You see, he was on a first-name basis with the clerk. Yep. As in, he knew the clerk's name and the clerk knew his name.
Now, that is powerful. So he had to show what a man he was and display his piece, thus getting another 10 years.
"Holliday is described as a 50-year-old white male, 5 feet 9 inches tall, weighing 170 pounds, with blue eyes and blond hair. He was wearing a red University of Alabama
T-shirt during the robbery. Johnson said the clerk was able to identify Holliday because he frequents the gas station and "is on a first-name basis with the clerk."
The clerk did not bother getting the license. She was laughing too hard.