Easton, Maryland has demonstrated with alacrity how stupid Americans can be. To wit, the authorities seem unable to discern that there are some very noticeable differences between the sexes. (psst. don't tell the kids, but women have breasts).
"For only the third time in five years, Easton police have ticketed someone for going topless in public. Sean Cephus, 18, was cited June 4 when police say he was spotted without a shirt on South Street near Hanson Street. He was also cited for failing to obey a lawful order to stop for police."
He likely didn't stop because he thought them kidding.
But they were not. No, this is a serious issue in Easton, as shown by the need to arrest someone every few years or so. By golly,"Easton Police Lt. Gregory Wright said people without shirts are considered a public nuisance. He said three citations have been issued since 2003."
In an effort to partner up with law enforcement, DBKP presents to all the authorities of Easton, the following photos. They demonstrate the difference between the sexes, as well as acceptable--and nonacceptable--public dress.
THIS IS OK.
THIS IS NOT SO GOOD.
THIS MAN NEEDS TO BE ARRESTED.