Ultimate TV Reality:
Miss Scotland Vs. Boob Sucking Leeches
[ABOVE: Nicola McLean screeches as discovers a leech on her breast.]
What do you do, if you are Miss Scotland, and while filming a very popular 'reality' TV show have a leech attaches itself to your boob, and oh, the cameras are rolling?
Blood-sucker: Nicola plucks the leech from her chest.
Removing excess clothing--of course.
The answer to the thirsty bloodsucker?
Anything--just get this sucker off me!
images: ITV/Rex Features