Celebrity Rumor Mill: November 28 2008

Entertainment, Celebrities:
News, Rumors, Gossip, Allegations
November 28, 2008



* Worker dies at Long Island Wal-Mart after being trampled in Black Friday stampede
* Britney is a "Wonderful Mother"?
* SCUMBAG WINS MONEY

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1. Madonna, A-Rod Make Beautiful Music Together
   Are you kiding me? I wonder if he'll get to second base?
   
   
2. NBC's Rosie O’Donnell variety show disappoints
   Rosie's night-before-Thanksgiving TV turkey.
   
   
3. Worker dies at Long Island Wal-Mart after being trampled in Black Friday stampede
   The Wal-Mart Panic? No bargain wide-screen TV is worth an innocent life.
   
   
4. New Buffy movie on the way? Talk about returning from the dead.
   
   
5. SPEIDI NUPS HOAX?
   The Hills stars, who claim they tied the knot in a wedding ceremony at a chapel near Cabo San Lucas on Nov. 20, don't appear to be legally married.
   
   

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6. Lynne Spears: Britney Is a 'Wonderful Mother'
   See link below.
   
   
7. BRITNEY KID DROPS THE F-BOMB
   
   
8. ASHLEE & PETE BRONX CHEER
   Ashlee Simpson-Wentz has boy, Bronx. The baby looks like Queens.
   
   
9. Which Celeb Escaped To Las Vegas To Avoid A Family Thanksgiving?
   No Peeking!
   
   
10. Google Tosses Its Code of Conduct — Along With 10,000 Jobs
    Google Shifts Workers to Keep their "Temporary Worker" status.
    
    
    

by KimeCools
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Dog the Bounty Hunter Petition to Arts and Entertainment Network OVER 400 Pages of Signatures So Far!

Bring back "Dog the Bounty Hunter" now!

NOTICE Dog Fans, give yourselves a pat on the back. We've already collected over 400 pages worth of signatures and comments on the "BRING BACK DOG" petition. We're going to leave it up for a few more days; probably until Monday or Tuesday. Over 400 pages! We had to start a new post because the comments section at HaloScan was overloaded and was giving some people trouble. This will be up for a few more days. Keep up the good work! If you know anyone who hasn't signed yet, they still have 3 or 4 more days, so encourage them. All the instructions are the same as before.

Sign the petition below and help us bring back the Dog.

Tired of reading about it, talking about and worrying about a Dog-less TV line-up?Now you can help get Dog out of the doghouse--now!

We are trying to collect 250,000 signatures to put "Dog the Bounty Hunter" back on the Art & Entertainment Network's fall line-up. The petition and electronic signatures will be sent to the AETV's corporate offices on November 26, 2007. AETV is the parent corporation of the A & E Network.

We will also send along all comments made by the readers--you--at the end of this story to AETV.

To help us help Dog, follow the instructions at the end of the petition wording.

That's 14 days to collect 250,000 signatures: that's only a little over 17,000 signatures a day--a small fraction of the show's audience.

Tell your friends and family and anyone else who might be interested in seeing "Dog the Bounty Hunter" possibly return to the airwaves. If A&E is unmoved, the outpouring of support might surely influence another rival network, such USA Network or Spike TV, to pick the show up.

The petition reads as follows:

--- PETITION To Bring "DOG THE BOUNTY HUNTER" Back To A & E - --

Bring back "Dog the Bounty Hunter" to the Arts & Entertainment Network schedule.

The tapes released by the National Enquirer were of a private cell-phone conversation, made without Duane "Dog" Chapman's knowledge (most probably illegally) and sold for monetary gain.

The slur was not an expression of hate, but of ignorance.

Duane Chapman has on several occasions apologized on national TV broadcasts.

While not condoning the use of racial slurs, supporters urge the Arts & Entertainment Network to bring back the "Dog the Bounty Hunter" show.

The sooner, the better.

----------- Bring Back "DOG THE BOUNTY HUNTER" -----------
Only fourteen days.

Everybody better get busy.

[NOTE: We will update the totals from all our source petitions. We took the comments off to speed the page speed. Total for Dog the Bounty Hunter at 07:00 November 13, 2007: 1445]

INSTRUCTIONS FOR SIGNING THE PETITION:
1. Go to the "Comments" section at the end of this piece.
2. Fill in your real name and email address. Your email address will not be visible to others.
(Optional: You may add a comment. No profanity please. You are trying to impress A & E that you are a responsible viewer--valuable to their advertisers on "Dog the Bounty Hunter")
3. Push the [PUBLISH] button.

Tell your any Dog fan. Thank you.

by Mondoreb


MORE DOG NEWS:
Petition is at other locations: one other Bring Back Dog petition.
NEW! Fan Reactions
Two Fan Videos Here
NEW! Dog Trivia
NEW! Dog Still Loves the Son Who Sold Him Out:
Dog Still Loves His Son

Dog Petitions Spring Up All Over Internet
Latest Dog the Bounty Hunter News
DOG CENTRAL:




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Dog the Bounty Hunter Petition to Arts and Entertainment Network Goal is 250,000 Signatures in 14 Days

Bring back "Dog the Bounty Hunter" now!

Sign the petition below and help us bring back the Dog.

Tired of reading about it, talking about and worrying about a Dog-less TV line-up?Now you can help get Dog out of the doghouse--now!

We are trying to collect 250,000 signatures to put "Dog the Bounty Hunter" back on the Art & Entertainment Network's fall line-up. The petition and electronic signatures will be sent to the AETV's corporate offices on November 26, 2007. AETV is the parent corporation of the A & E Network.

We will also send along all comments made by the readers--you--at the end of this story to AETV.

To help us help Dog, follow the instructions at the end of the petition wording.

That's 14 days to collect 250,000 signatures: that's only a little over 17,000 signatures a day--a small fraction of the show's audience.

Tell your friends and family and anyone else who might be interested in seeing "Dog the Bounty Hunter" possibly return to the airwaves. If A&E is unmoved, the outpouring of support might surely influence another rival network, such USA Network or Spike TV, to pick the show up.

The petition reads as follows:

--- PETITION To Bring "DOG THE BOUNTY HUNTER" Back To A & E - --

Bring back "Dog the Bounty Hunter" to the Arts & Entertainment Network schedule.

The tapes released by the National Enquirer were of a private cell-phone conversation, made without Duane "Dog" Chapman's knowledge (most probably illegally) and sold for monetary gain.

The slur was not an expression of hate, but of ignorance.

Duane Chapman has on several occasions apologized on national TV broadcasts.

While not condoning the use of racial slurs, supporters urge the Arts & Entertainment Network to bring back the "Dog the Bounty Hunter" show.

The sooner, the better.

----------- Bring Back "DOG THE BOUNTY HUNTER" -----------
Only fourteen days.

Everybody better get busy.

[NOTE: We will update the totals from all our source petitions. We took the comments off to speed the page speed. Total for Dog the Bounty Hunter at 07:00 November 13, 2007: 1445]

INSTRUCTIONS FOR SIGNING THE PETITION:
1. Go to the "Comments" section at the end of this piece.
2. Fill in your real name and email address. Your email address will not be visible to others.
(Optional: You may add a comment. No profanity please. You are trying to impress A & E that you are a responsible viewer--valuable to their advertisers on "Dog the Bounty Hunter")
3. Push the [PUBLISH] button.

Tell your any Dog fan. Thank you.

by Mondoreb


MORE DOG NEWS:
Petition is at other locations: one other Bring Back Dog petition.
NEW! Fan Reactions
Two Fan Videos Here
NEW! Dog Trivia
NEW! Dog Still Loves the Son Who Sold Him Out:
Dog Still Loves His Son

Dog Petitions Spring Up All Over Internet
Latest Dog the Bounty Hunter News
DOG CENTRAL:




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Conan O'Brien's Stalker Priest Blues

Father Forgive My Sins Now Stop Stalking Me!

Celebrities are no strangers to stalkers but Conan O'Brien gets "Most Original Stalker" with the news that a 46 year old Boston priest, Rev. David Ajemia, was arrested for allegedly stalking the late night talk show host, even on a trip O'Brien had made to Italy.

O'BROTHER! Conan O'Brien has been stalked across two continents by a twisted Boston priest, police say, and once got a card from him — postmarked in the same Italian town he had just visited.

November 9, 2007 -- The Boston priest who was busted for stalking Conan O'Brien followed the "Late Night" star all over the country - and even popped up in Italy in search of his obsession, police sources said.

by Little Baby Ginn
[image: lam snott flickr]
Source - - New York Post



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The David Copperfield Raid: Magic, Money and the FBI

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by Mondoreb

"Wherever art appears, life disappears."
--Francis Picabia

Illusionist David Copperfield probably wishes about now that he could make himself really disappear. From CNN:

The FBI raid this week of a warehouse owned by illusionist David Copperfield in Las Vegas stemmed from an alleged incident in the Bahamas, Seattle police said Friday.
A woman filed a police report over the summer making an accusation against Copperfield, a police spokeswoman said. Police did not say what the accusation is, but referred to the woman as an alleged "victim."

"Due to the seriousness of the alleged incident, we documented it," the police spokeswoman said.

An FBI spokesman also said agents were investigating a case based in Seattle when they entered the warehouse Wednesday night. FBI Special Agent Robbie Burroughs said no other information could be made public on the probe.

According to Forbes magazine, Copperfield made $57 million in 2005 and the same amount the year before.

As JammieWearingFool says: Who keeps $2 million cash in a safe?

Money, magic, magicians and the FBI: Is there a TV movie in there someplace?

UPDATE:
Woman Accuses Copperfield of Rape
A Seattle woman accused the famed magician of rape. From UPI:

A Seattle woman has accused magician and illusionist David Copperfield of raping her in the Bahamas,

Fox News reported Friday.

However, Copperfield's Las Vegas attorney, David Chesnoff, told the network possible sexual abuse claims against the famed magician are false. "If, in fact, those are the allegations, unfortunately false allegations are all too often made against famous individuals," Chesnoff said. "But we are confident the investigation will conclude favorably. We are in touch with the investigators and are respecting the confidentiality of the investigation."

Okay, add a rape into the mix and there is a TV movie to be made of all this.



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R.I.P. MARCEL MARCEAU: Famed French Mime Silenced For Good

by Mondoreb

Hello, my name is Mondoreb and I have a problem.
I hate mimes.
I have always hated mimes.
With help, I hope to get better.

Although millions worldwide feel the same, it is sad to learn that Marcel Marceau, famed French mime, died Saturday. He had two strikes against him (French, mime) but he seemed to cheerfully go about his business of creating entertainment for entertainment-challenged audiences everywhere.

PARIS (AP) — Marcel Marceau, whose lithe gestures and pliant facial expressions revived the art of mime and brought poetry to silence, died Saturday. He was 84.

Wearing white face paint, soft shoes and a battered hat topped with a red flower, Marceau — notably through his famed personnage Bip — played the entire range of human emotions onstage for more than 50 years, never uttering a word. Offstage, however, he was famously chatty. "Never get a mime talking. He won't stop," he once said.

A French Jew, Marceau escaped deportation during World War II — unlike his father, who died as Auschwitz — and worked with the French Resistance to protect Jewish children.

In honor of his brave work with the Resistance, I refuse to include any easy mime jokes in this post.

R.I.P. In a Better Place.
Marcel, I hope you finally got out of that box.

OTHER REACTIONS:

The Drawn Cutlass:I think we can all agree that a moment of silence is appropriate, can't we?
Jules Crittenden
The late, great Marcel Marceau’s last words:“ … ”
Profound, moving. And sorry, I couldn’t resist it.

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