Criminal Darwin Nomination

Remember this murderous jackass. He has been equaled.

"Kenneth Lane Holliday gave a clerk at the Korner Quick Stop on Old Pascagoula Road his license in order to turn on the gasoline pump and get gasoline at about 8 p.m., Mobile County Sheriff's Office spokeswoman Kate Johnson said in a news release. A few minutes later, he came back in the store with a handgun and demanded money from the clerk. He took the money, Johnson said, but left behind his Alabama drivers license. "

There is only one sane explanation for this: the sales girl must have been a stunning beauty.

But this dude didn't stop there. You see, he was on a first-name basis with the clerk. Yep. As in, he knew the clerk's name and the clerk knew his name.

Now, that is powerful. So he had to show what a man he was and display his piece, thus getting another 10 years.

"Holliday is described as a 50-year-old white male, 5 feet 9 inches tall, weighing 170 pounds, with blue eyes and blond hair. He was wearing a red University of Alabama
T-shirt during the robbery. Johnson said the clerk was able to identify Holliday because he frequents the gas station and "is on a first-name basis with the clerk."



The clerk did not bother getting the license. She was laughing too hard.

by pat
Sources/images:
* http://www.al.com/press-register/stories/index.ssf?/base/news/1213262105156990.xml&coll=3
* Plancksconstant
* imageshack

Metrosexuals Drugged By 'Flirtatious' Women at posh Dallas Hotels

Proving to be easy targets, several metrosexual men have become victims of "flirtatious" women at upscale Dallas hotels and bars.

According to the Houston Chronicle, several "well dressed" men have been victimized by what authorities believe is a "ring" of "flirtatious" women. One of the men suffered "injuries" when he was beaten by a high heel shoe.

The authorities say there have been at least half a dozen incidents of men who were robbed of their high priced Rolex watches, wallets and other items after the overly flirtatious women allegedly slipped an unknown drug into their drinks.

Dallas Police Detective Mark Jenkins said that he didn't believe it was a case of the men approaching the women but of the women aggressively going after their victims, metrosexual business travelers sporting high end Rolex watches.

"I don't know if so much it's that the men are being attracted to them, as that (the suspects) are more or less forcing themselves on the men," Jenkins said.

One man who was brave enough to go to the authorities was a 37-year-old executive from Florida whose Ipod, laptop, and $4,000 cash went missing after he drank a beer with one of the "flirty" women.

Police must have some idea who the women are as the Chronicle notes the authorities know some of the women have histories as prostitutes. Rather "flirtatious" ones at that.

The moral of the story:

Metrosexual men beware of overly-flirtatious women bearing drinks at upscale bars and hotels, especially if you're wearing a Rolex.

By LBG
Image -High Heel



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