MASTURBATION CUTS CANCER RISKJust As In Cards:You Don't Need A Partner If You Have A Good Hand

by Mondoreb and Little Baby Ginn

The situation is well in hand.

From the BBC.
Men could reduce their risk of developing prostate cancer through regular masturbation, researchers suggest.
They say cancer-causing chemicals could build up in the prostate if men do not ejaculate regularly.

And they say sexual intercourse may not have the same protective effect because of the possibility of contracting a sexually transmitted infection, which could increase men's cancer risk.

Young men, the world over, when confronted by the question, "What's taking you so long in there?" will proudly wave their Playboys and respond:

Leave me alone. I'm trying to stay healthy in here.
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