Tuesday, October 16, 2007


Cherry-Picking the Big Blogs:
Nature's Juicy Goodness


Cherry-Picking at:
Little Green Footballs

by Mondoreb & Little Baby Ginn

It was a dark and stormy night. The crew at DBKP was hard at work--okay, so we were drinking beers and trying to burst a couple blown-up Trojans with some Lawn Darts. ANYWAY, we couldn't decide what to do about those little quips and comments that people make on the blogs, especially the big blogs.

Some people can write articles, stories, heck, even War and Peace. But most of humanity writes in snippets:to-do lists, grocery lists and comments on blogs. And we wanted to spotlight the little pearls of wisdom that usually never see the light of day. So Cherry-Picking was born. Every week we're going to be looking on the biggest sites for comments that are funny, outrageous or just make us think. Today is Little Green Footballs.

LGF Poll: Who Won the GOP Debate?
Tue, Oct 9, 2007 at 3:02:57 pm PST
1 M. Bensson-Levi
re: #33 E.T. "I think Rudy is the only one who can beat the Hill ... has the best name recognition of all the GOPs. For VP I like Hunter or Thompson
hillary ran him out of the 00 senate race. I am worried he will blink again."You just landed on the planet, did you? A life or death battle with prostate cancer put Giuliani out of the '00 senate race. That was the luckiest thing that ever happened to the Hildebeast. She certainly had NOTHING to do with his withdrawal from the race.

In her shoes? I'd tread very, very carefully.
Hillary Clinton has to deal with the fact that every single person in the nation is aware that she has been ultimately humiliated: It is common knowledge that her husband was boffing the help.

3Hard Right
In her shoes? I'd tread very, very carefully.
Hillary Clinton has to deal with the fact that every single person in the nation is aware that she has been ultimately humiliated: It is common knowledge that her husband was keeps boffing the help.

re: #125 Killgore Trout
How do the paulinas have time to pull that shit off?
Not much else to do when sitting in the basement waiting for Mom to make dinner.

5Right Brain
Ron Paul won by not being there.
I've gone Zen.

6Hard Right
re: #202 Ringo the Gringo
Sad to say that my very own mother is a Paulian.
....although I'm quite certain that she has not voted in any on-line polls.
She must be liquidated. She's impudent. :)

7mama winger
This "Democracy" is a messy thing.

GOP Debate Thread 3
Tue, Oct 9, 2007 at 2:44:04 pm PDT
McCain seems to have forgotten to tune up his hearing aid this afternoon...

re: #48 Ron Paul
Oh crap! I've lost it.
You were never in it to begin with! If you're looking for work, Mr Whipple is ill and they need a stand-in for Charmin commercials.

9Uncle Joe
The Republican Debate...STARRING...
also appearing,
various Republican operatives....

Pelosi in Pakistan Papers
Tue, Oct 9, 2007 at 9:25:30 am PDT
I'll tell you what is real torture--having to look at Pelosi's

Good work, Speaker.
Indeed, as a traitor she's almost perfect.

11Logic Probe
Hey, the register is open! Too bad I already have my sock puppet account. As for Pelosi, what else would we expect? She's not working for America, she's working for Soros..

12terri g
Nancy, you're an idiot! She prays for our troops, she prays for our Prez, sure she does-she prays for them to lose and she prays for the prez to be impeached.

Pelosi said reported interrogation tactics such as simulated drowning, head slapping and exposure to extreme temperatures would amount to banned torture.
Hey! I just realized I was tortured in college! Particularly the extreme temperatures part.

14tommy gun
I wish she would just fast-forward to the logical conclusion and go full burka...

re: #12 Logic Probe Goodness - you've got all of 86 posts since you got here and now you have a sock puppet, too?
Serious question and NOT being snarky, why do you want a sock puppet?
Sock puppets serve the vital purpose of allowing you to come back (for a minute, anyway) after being banned to demonstrate to everyone that banning you in the first place was a good move.

Dan Rather Threatened to Leak Fake Memos to NYT
Mon, Oct 8, 2007 at 3:38:19 pm PDT
16song-and-dance man
Dan lusted after a trick pony and instead screwed the pooch.

Woodward and Bernstein got to hang a Presidential scalp on their mantle.
Dan Rather wanted one soooooo bad.

18Kreuzueber Halbmond
"Be careful. Journalism is more addictive than crack cocaine. Your life can get out of balance." - Dan Rather
/should have taken his own advice

All either funny, insightful, or thought-provoking to our picker.
Next: Cherry-Picking at The DailyKOS.


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