Top Ten UnHappy Valentines Day Cards

It's Valentine's Day, the sappiest day of the year, if you're not... you know... one of those "in love".



We found ten unhappy or anti-Valentine's Day Cards.

Enjoy.



























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Valentine's Day: 30 Love Quotes

“If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?”
--Anonymous

“True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked.”
--Erich Segal

"Charm is a way of getting the answer yes without having asked any clear question."
--Albert Camus

"What the world really needs is more love and less paper work."
--Pearl Bailey

"The heart has its reasons that reason knows nothing of."
--Blaise Pascal, Pensées, 1670

"Anyone can catch your eye, but it takes someone special to catch your heart."
--Unknown

"Soul meets soul on lovers' lips."
--Percy Bysshe Shelley

"It's not the men in my life that count -- it's the life in my men."
--Mae West

A hundred hearts would be too few
To carry all my love for you.
--Author Unknown

"We are all a little weird and life's a little weird, and when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall in mutual weirdness and call it love."
--Author Unknown

“Love is like an hourglass, with the heart filling up as the brain empties.”
--Jules Renard

"One of the keys to happiness is a bad memory."
--Rita Mae Brown

"True love stories never have endings."
--Richard Bach

"Love is the greatest refreshment in life."
--Pablo Picasso

"When love is not madness, it is not love."
--Pedro Calderon de la Barca




"Love makes your soul crawl out from its hiding place."
--Zora Neale Hurston

"Love may not make the world go round, but I must admit that it makes the ride worthwhile."
--Sean Connery

"Time is too slow for those who wait, too swift for those who fear, too long for those who grieve, too short for those who rejoice, but for those who love, time is eternity."
--Henry Van Dyke

"Love is a game that two can play and both win."
--Eva Gabor

"I don't understand why Cupid was chosen to represent Valentine's Day. When I think about romance, the last thing on my mind is a short, chubby toddler coming at me with a weapon."
--Author Unknown

"Falling in love is so hard on the knees."
--Aerosmith

"Love is a symbol of eternity. It wipes out all sense of time, destroying all memory of a beginning and all fear of an end."
--Author Unknown

"Love - a wildly misunderstood although highly desirable malfunction of the heart which weakens the brain, causes eyes to sparkle, cheeks to glow, blood pressure to rise and the lips to pucker."
--Author Unknown

" Love is like the measles; we all have to go through it."
--Jerome K. Jerome

I claim there ain't
Another Saint
As great as Valentine.
--Ogden Nash

"I've fallen in love many times... always with you."
--Author Unknown

"Take away love and our earth is a tomb."
--Robert Browning

"Sometimes we make love with our eyes. Sometimes we make love with our hands. Sometimes we make love with our bodies. Always we make love with our hearts."
--Author Unknown

"Love is being stupid together."
--Paul Valery

"Like I've always said, love wouldn't be blind if the braille weren't so damned much fun."
--Armistead Maupin

And this bonus quote section by amateurs--readers of the Washington Post.

The Washington Post asked readers to come up with inept romantic sentiments for Valentine’s Day. The five most unusual:

* Your kisses are sweeter than wine, but without the paper bag.

* I am irrationally exuberant for you in the third quarter of my fiscal life, with rising indicators.

* My love for you runs hotter than a ‘74 Nova with a V-8 engine and a busted water

pump.

* Darling, you make me as hot as those hand dryers in a turnpike restroom.

* If we were cockroaches, I’d want to have all 456,845 of your children.


compiled by Mondoreb
Sources:
* Valentine Day's Quotes
* Everythingandnothing


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Saudi Arabia Bans Sale of Red Roses

Valentine Day's Ban includes the color RED



Saudi Arabia's religious police are at it again--this time banning the sale of red roses and red gifts in the run-up to Valentine's Day.

The Saudi killjoys, famous for beating women and recently for strip-searching an American mother of three for sitting in a Starbucks with a male colleague, must figure that Valentine's Day is a infidel evil plot.

The ban is specific for Valentine's Day and will be lifted after February 14.

Officials from the Commission for the Promotion of Virtue and Prevention of Vice warned flower and gift shops to remove all red items, including roses and wrapping paper, from their shelves.

"They visited us last night," an unidentified florist told the Saudi Gazette. "They gave us warnings and this morning we packed up all the red items."

In Riyadh, the ban came into force on Sunday and will remain until after February 14.

It's a leap to be sure, but the authorities believe the celebration of Valentine's Day is un-Islamic and can encourage out-of-wedlock sexual relations, which are strictly forbidden in the Saudi kingdom.

The crackdown has pushed up the price of the flowers on the black market, with some florists making deliveries in the middle of the night, the paper said.

Couples defying the ban placed orders for red roses weeks before the deadline. Some were sending online Valentine's cards, and others were planning to celebrate the day in neighbouring countries, such as Bahrain, which has a more liberal approach to Islamic law.

Apparently, something about Valentine's Day makes the Saudi Religious Police see red.

by Mondoreb
image: google
Source: Saudi Arabia bans Sale of Red Roses



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