Rielle Hunter: Letter to Rielle from Rielluver

Rielle Love





I am captivated by you, Rielle Hunter.

I stare at your high school picture wondering if you were voted prom queen or most likely to succeed.

I rewind clips from your movies, trying to glean a sense of the spunky, smart, and streetwise girl who made her chops as an actress. I listen to the same five sentences over and over, memorizing the sound of your voice, replaying it in my mind.

You worked so hard to make things happen on the Boulevard of Broken Dreams and they fell short only because you were pretty girl with no connections in a town full of pretty girls with connections.

Now, you're more famous than most directors! Your star power is at an all time high, and you've got a beautiful baby that's not only going to open doors to big studio meetings, she'd blow those doors right off their hinges.

Night and day, the biggest studios in the world ink deals bigger than the gross national products of small countries all around you. Without you.

Instead, you're under virtual house arrest. A bird in a gilded cage.
Your ever move is monitored, and for the rest of your life, everywhere you go people will be trying to steal your DNA like you're real-life version of the last mother on earth in Children of Men. Is that any way to live? You're practically a prisoner.

Why put up with it? What good are all the riches in the world if you can't even leave your living room with them? You can do so much more. You could serve your guru.


And why wait for John Edwards? His star and credibility are only falling, and he said some pretty scathing things about you in his interviews. The world saw it as a stunning rebuke.

What happened to the John Edwards that wanted to correct the untrue stories and fight for the little guy?

Wouldn't that John Edwards want you to fight for your honor and public respect?

The press' interpretation of your free spirit has been cruel, and John's words only reinforced a misleading image of you.
Wouldn't your dad, the late Florida attorney James Druck, want you to fight for your family's honor?

Why not have some trusted, articulate friends speak out on your behalf?
Set the record straight, and list your accomplishments. Everyone else has a public bio, why can't you? If its all going to trickle, why not correct it early?

And how does the rest of John's family fit in here? If you and John are meant to be together, what happens if Elizabeth Edwards survives another twenty years? What happens If his kids live for ten years not knowing they have a sister? What if he secretly maneuvering to neutralize Francis Quinn's rights? Would you really put that past him? Is he really still operating with your well being in mind?

This is the prime of your life, and your star power is at an all time high in an industry with a five minute attention span. Why do you have to play a supporting role? Why can't you finally be the star?

The day will come when you'll have to look back on your life and wonder.

Did I honor my dad with my life? Did I serve my guru with my life's work?

Did I tell the truth?
Good luck Rielle and Francis Quinn.


Rielluver

Valentine's Day: 30 Love Quotes

“If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?”
--Anonymous

“True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked.”
--Erich Segal

"Charm is a way of getting the answer yes without having asked any clear question."
--Albert Camus

"What the world really needs is more love and less paper work."
--Pearl Bailey

"The heart has its reasons that reason knows nothing of."
--Blaise Pascal, Pensées, 1670

"Anyone can catch your eye, but it takes someone special to catch your heart."
--Unknown

"Soul meets soul on lovers' lips."
--Percy Bysshe Shelley

"It's not the men in my life that count -- it's the life in my men."
--Mae West

A hundred hearts would be too few
To carry all my love for you.
--Author Unknown

"We are all a little weird and life's a little weird, and when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall in mutual weirdness and call it love."
--Author Unknown

“Love is like an hourglass, with the heart filling up as the brain empties.”
--Jules Renard

"One of the keys to happiness is a bad memory."
--Rita Mae Brown

"True love stories never have endings."
--Richard Bach

"Love is the greatest refreshment in life."
--Pablo Picasso

"When love is not madness, it is not love."
--Pedro Calderon de la Barca




"Love makes your soul crawl out from its hiding place."
--Zora Neale Hurston

"Love may not make the world go round, but I must admit that it makes the ride worthwhile."
--Sean Connery

"Time is too slow for those who wait, too swift for those who fear, too long for those who grieve, too short for those who rejoice, but for those who love, time is eternity."
--Henry Van Dyke

"Love is a game that two can play and both win."
--Eva Gabor

"I don't understand why Cupid was chosen to represent Valentine's Day. When I think about romance, the last thing on my mind is a short, chubby toddler coming at me with a weapon."
--Author Unknown

"Falling in love is so hard on the knees."
--Aerosmith

"Love is a symbol of eternity. It wipes out all sense of time, destroying all memory of a beginning and all fear of an end."
--Author Unknown

"Love - a wildly misunderstood although highly desirable malfunction of the heart which weakens the brain, causes eyes to sparkle, cheeks to glow, blood pressure to rise and the lips to pucker."
--Author Unknown

" Love is like the measles; we all have to go through it."
--Jerome K. Jerome

I claim there ain't
Another Saint
As great as Valentine.
--Ogden Nash

"I've fallen in love many times... always with you."
--Author Unknown

"Take away love and our earth is a tomb."
--Robert Browning

"Sometimes we make love with our eyes. Sometimes we make love with our hands. Sometimes we make love with our bodies. Always we make love with our hearts."
--Author Unknown

"Love is being stupid together."
--Paul Valery

"Like I've always said, love wouldn't be blind if the braille weren't so damned much fun."
--Armistead Maupin

And this bonus quote section by amateurs--readers of the Washington Post.

The Washington Post asked readers to come up with inept romantic sentiments for Valentine’s Day. The five most unusual:

* Your kisses are sweeter than wine, but without the paper bag.

* I am irrationally exuberant for you in the third quarter of my fiscal life, with rising indicators.

* My love for you runs hotter than a ‘74 Nova with a V-8 engine and a busted water

pump.

* Darling, you make me as hot as those hand dryers in a turnpike restroom.

* If we were cockroaches, I’d want to have all 456,845 of your children.


compiled by Mondoreb
Sources:
* Valentine Day's Quotes
* Everythingandnothing


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Little Baby Rosie: "Bill Clinton Made Me Cry!"

"A Classic Democrat Love Story"
as told by
Rosie O'Donnell

It's a classic Democrat love story involving Bill Clinton and Rosie O'Donnell. It takes all the twists and turns of any good story. First, Bill has Rosie's love, then he loses it. Finally, all is well: Rosie breaks down and Bill is begging for forgiveness, not just from Rosie, but from himself.

The tales as told by the New York Post:

ROSIE O'Donnell says Bill Clinton had her bawling like a baby during an emotional chat in which the ex-president apologized for cheapening the Oval Office with his Monica Lewinsky sexcapades.

The sapphic supernova, doing stand-up at the New York Comedy Festival Tuesday night, told the audience how Clinton sent her a card after she slammed him during a performance at the Mohegan Sun Casino Hotel five years ago, The Post's Mandy Stadtmiller reports.

"He disgusts me," O'Donnell recalled saying at the casino show. "And I know I'm not supposed to say this because I'm a good Democrat, but I didn't want to [talk] to him because he lied to me when he said, 'I did not have sexual relations with that woman,' and then put the scarlet-letter [bleep]-job on her for the rest of her life . . . I still hate you!"

When the corpulent comic called the phone number Clinton included with his note, Bubba himself picked up, she said.

"My knees got weak. I was like, 'Can I [bleep] you?' No, I didn't say it, but I felt it - I was like, 'Whoa! Whoa!' And he said, 'I was at your show the other night, and I was sorry that you didn't come over and say hello to me. And I know that you're still harboring some hard feelings,' " O'Donnell related.

"And I said, 'You know, listen, here's the deal, dude. I've been disappointed by men my whole life. I loved JFK, my mother loved JFK, and you were the JFK to me. And you let me down, man. You killed me and that hurt me a lot, and when you hurt me, I don't know, I didn't expect that out of you and I thought you could do better for your wife, for the country and just in general."

Clinton then worked his charm on O'Donnell. "He goes, 'I'm sorry for all the men who ever hurt you, I'm sorry that I hurt you. Everything you've said to me, I've said to myself, and I hope one day you can forgive me, and I hope I can forgive me.' "

Clinton's mea culpa quickly had O'Donnell's faucets opening up. "I'm hysterical crying," she recalled.

So one supposes that it has ended well for the both of them: Rosie's no longer crying and, from most reports, Bill's forgiven himself.

A good example of why love stories--even the Democrat ones--always make people cry.

Sniff.

by Mondoreb
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Kissing Mullahs: Picture's Worth a 1000 Words Dept.

The Left's always maintained that Ahmadinejad has a tender side. Who knew?

Saw this over on Gateway Pundit and it caused some rethinking: Might Islam, after all is said and done, really be the religion of love?

You can't spell "fatwa" or "NAMBLA" without the two "A"'s.

by Mondoreb

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Divorce Fair: The Ferris Wheel is More Fun

The fair is such a joyous place: cotton candy, the Ferris Wheel, the Tunnel of Love and--divorces?

Austrians love their divorces more than they love 'love', it appears. More on the latest blow to Cupid, the Divorce Fair, from New York Post:

Vienna is a city where "I do" often turns into "I want out," a fair for those wanting to untie the knot seemed a sure hit.

But journalists easily outnumbered those looking for advice on how to end their marriages on Saturday, the first day of what was billed as the world's first divorce fair.

Detectives were ready to catch a spouse in the act, mediators to help ease the pain of separation, a laboratory to conduct paternity tests, and, of course, lawyers to do everything else.

So where were all those in struggling marriages?

The Austrian capital would seem a good venue for the event, with its 66-percent divorce rate, near the top for European cities. The country itself has a rate of more than 50 percent. In the United States, the rate is thought to be between 40 and 45 percent.

If you're living in that time when it seems all your friends are rushing to untie the knot, 40 to 45 percent sounds low.

One person in attendance had a reason for the low turn-out in Vienna.

"Too many cameras," said Berhard Spernern, one of the few at the event hoping for a divorce. "I think that's part of the problem - a lot of people don't want to be seen or be photographed here."

Cameras are sometimes a damper to amore. But the fair offered more than rows of lawyers plying their wares.

Most of the 16 firms with stands at the fair offered standard divorce fare - legal services, private investigations, mediation and conflict management. But some catered to more unusual needs.

"Many people come to us when they are already in the middle of divorce proceedings," said Susanna Haas, whose $600 DNA analysis promises to end bickering about why the little one does not look like daddy. "Proof of parenthood can play an important role in divorces."

In the next room, Isabella Stozek, whose "Hairdreams" offered hair extensions, volume treatments, highlights and other regimens, said such makeovers were important to women looking for a new look to accompany their new start.

In America somewhere, a boy gallantly plunks down his money and tries to win his sweetie a stuffed animal. Meanwhile, couples in Vienna walk romantically along the streets at twilight; their thoughts passionate, as they head toward a journey together to the Divorce Fair.

by Mondoreb
& Little Baby Ginn
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Perfect Google Story 2: Frijole Jihad Members Target U.S

by Little Baby Ginn

The Border Patrol issued a warning today to be on the lookout for a new type of IED, the Exploding Burrito. “It’s being used as a car bomb by a group known as the Mexican Taliban,” said one agent who spoke “off the record.” “The Mexican Taliban issued a “Jihad” here in the United States against fast food Mexican style.

“The Exploding Burrito is being used in this jihad as a new terrorist weapon,” said another anonymous source. “It’s a form of home grown terrorism, a.k.a., the pinto bean.”

Another source, a man who is a member of the Frijole Jihad spoke to us behind Rosa’s Cantina. “Just because I like Tom Cruise doesn’t mean I’m a homosexual,” he said behind his dark glasses. “I have a crush on Kate Moss and Britney Spears. I’ve been a member of the Mexican Taliban since I was fifteen.” He took a sip from a bottle of Hornitos Tequila. “You must excuse me, I just broke off a love relationship.” He lit up a marijuana cigarette. “The Mexican Taliban is upset over the fake food being served up as “authentic Mexican.” “You see these,” he said as he held out a hand full of pills. “These are Viagra, you can get them a lot cheaper on my side of the border. I’m also a fan of David Beckham but not that skinny woman he’s married to. I’m against the war in Iraq and if I had a new carburetor for my 82 Olds I’d find a way to go to the next IAEA Summit because I care about the world, man.”

He took a long drag off the marijuana cigarette. “America destroyed Hitler and the Nazis but America is no match for the Mexican Taliban and our weapons of Mass Destruction. That’s unless we run out of pinto beans.”

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Perfect Google Search Story: Tom Cruise's Hang-over From Marijuana Burritos

Tom Cruise on Oprah:
Hung-over or on marijuana-laced burritos?
by Mondoreb & Little Baby Ginn

The legions of botox-injected Tom Cruise lovers might want to take another look at the Mission: Impossible star. Rumors have circulated that during a past appearance on Oprah, he was either hung-over or under the influence of marijuana-laced burritos.

When contacted about the hang-over rumors, a Cruise spokesman said, "I love Tom Cruise. I just love him. But he isn't available for a statement. He's in Iraq, trying to do something about the car bomb problem over there."

What's up with all this?

A story from the New York Post revealed the top Google Search terms.

-- Internet users in the U.S. frequently use search words that might make for a wild Saturday night but an uncomfortable morning, according to statistics provided by Google Inc.

"Hangover,""Burrito," and "Marijuana" are among the frequent words that Google processes for Americans. Also at the top: "Iraq," "Tom Cruise," "Love," "Botox" and "Car bomb."

This is Death by 1000 Papercuts' shameless attempt to write the perfect Google Search story. One that will show up in millions of future searches.

NOW: after all that, I feel like a have a hang-over. I need break. Think I'll go have some of those marijuana burritos.



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