David Letcherman Staff Receives Instructions

[ABOVE: Click image to enlarge.]


David Letterman had sex with multiple members of his staff and another producer attempted to blackmail him for $2 million. Letterman (Letcherman) then turned the tables and informed the police.

One more instance of the saying, "When life gives you lemons, throw them at a pathetic, washed-up late-night TV host."

The biggest revelation is that his staff could stifle the reflex to yell, "Rape!" while having sex with a septuagenarian TV guy.

The graphic above smacks of Irony Curtain.

Which means another proud progressive mouthpiece has felt bite from the tongues of steel at that fine emporium of state humor, the comrades at I Own the World.com.

More at DBKP.com.


by Mondo
image: I Own the World.com

British Dogging It: UK Gay Sex OK in Public

Dogging It in Britain:
Political Correctness Turns Creepy

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Don't Want to Watch Gay Sex?
"Take Another Path"


It was only a matter of time before tolerance turned to privilege among the politically acceptable victim groups. So the following story in The daily Mail hardly surprises us:

Mother and teenage daughter who stumbled on open air gay sex told to 'use a different path' by police

A mother shocked by seeing two half-naked men having sex while out walking the dogs with her daughter was told by police to take a different route in future.

Marie Cragg, 44, spoke of her disgust at the officers' reaction and said she feared the woodland beauty spot would be turned into a no-go area for ordinary members of the public.

The men seen by Miss Cragg and her 18-year-old daughter Jessica were stripped from the waist down and carried on with their activities even after they knew they had been spotted.

Why would this poor woman and her daughter expect anything different? The whole world has watched as Britain and Canada have descended into some sort of madness. Surely this woman whole-heartedly voted for the politicians who have adopted this insanity as if it were a sign of even handed social policy.

But it is not. Because the same privilege, of open air sex, sodomy, or fellatio are not accorded heterosexuals.

Couple arrested for 'having sex' on crowded train

A couple have been arrested for allegedly having sex in a crowded train carriage.

Other passengers en route from Liverpool to London appear to have sat in embarrassed silence as the 41-year-old woman allegedly committed a sex act on her male partner.

The pair were arrested by police on arrival at Euston station. Officers are believed to have been called after a guard on the Virgin intercity train spotted the couple on CCTV.

And well they should have been arrested. But what about the creeps on the trail?

"You should not have to see that, should you? They can go into the woods and go wherever they want - it's sick.

'They saw me and didn't care and just carried on. I could have been a childminder with kids. I would rather go past a gang of hoodies - they are making the place seedy.'

The encounter happened on a public footpath where Miss Cragg was walking the family dogs, Molly and Ruby, near their home in Penwortham, near Preston, last week.

It follows a briefing last month by the deputy chief constable of Lancashire, Mike Cunningham, in which he called for police to turn a blind eye to outdoor sexual activity.

Under the Sexual Offences Act anyone who takes part in 'dogging', where couples meet for sex in car parks, and cottaging, where men meet for sex in public lavatories, face arrest for outraging public decency, voyeurism and exposure.

But Mr Cunningham, who is also a spokesman on homosexual issues for the Association of Chief Police Officers, argues that offenders should only be prosecuted as a last resort because of the potential impact on their lives of making their activities public."

So there you have it, how special.

What could go wrong?


by pat
sources
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1084723/Couple-arrested-having-sex-crowded-train.html?ITO=1490
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1084723/Couple-arrested-having-sex-crowded-train.html?ITO=1490

Sex: eHarmony, Nudity and Proof that Sex Sells

Sex Goes Public
Nancy Morgan
RightBias.com
November 20, 2008

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The days when sex was a private matter between two consenting adults are gone for good. Sex is now public. In a big way. Subject to instruction, modification and definition by an ever expanding array of bureaucrats, courts, religious leaders, organizations and miscellaneous busy bodies.

Now that it is out of the closet, public sex is being used in a variety of ingenious ways. Mexico City just decided to give out Viagra to every male over the age of 50. Mayor Marcelo Ebrard says the city is implementing the plan because sexuality "has a lot to do with quality of life and our happiness."

In Australia, an official 'sex' party, having enlisted the necessary 500 members, will get an official entry into national politics when it registers with the electoral commission next week. This new sex party sees itself as "a political response to the sexual needs of Australians in the face of moral campaigners and prudish politicians."

Here in the USA, the left has long been adamant about keeping the government out of bedrooms. With the recent defeat of gay marriage in three states however, they're changing their tune. Government is now OK, as long as it hews to the progressive view.

What can't be accomplished at the ballot box is now being accomplished by activist judges.

Dating site, E Harmony, originally founded to promote traditional love and marriage, has bowed to a court order and officially agreed to begin matching homosexual couples, beginning next year.

The courts may also replace the people's votes, especially on California's Proposition 8, which bans gay marriage. The California Supreme Court just agreed to hear legal challenges to this voter-approved measure. If past rulings are any indication, the voter's will be over ruled, once again, by the elites on this left leaning, activist court.



Sex sells. It's controversial and titillating. And government isn't the only sector rushing in to use sex to promote their own agenda. In South Carolina, a with-it pastor last week challenged his congregation to 7 days of sex. "We want couples to intentionally walk, even run, toward the marriage bed and away from sin city."

Advertisers, long known for pushing the sexual envelope, are pushing it even further. Penthouse is looking to buy a casino on the Las Vegas Strip and generate business by tying it to the adult magazine and Web site.

In Australia a holiday resort is planning a month-long, nude, "anything goes" party. Ostensibly to divert people's attention from the messy economic downturn.

I expect more 'let them eat cake' bacchanals will follow.

After all, the masses must be kept happy. And want harm is there in making a profit at the same time? As long as we don't call it capitalism, it should be a sure winner, as a company in Massachusetts is finding out. Their new ad campaign, promoting a web site that informs people how to cheat on their spouses, is generating tons of publicity.



Organizations are jumping on the public sex bandwagon also. PETA, which bills themselves as an 'animal rights' group, is planning to stage a nude protest to discourage locals from attending an upcoming Ringling Brothers Circus show in Louisiana. The appalling mental images that spring to mind actually serve to increase PETA's latest bid for yet another 15 minutes of conversation on the national stage.

Sex in public is the new 'in' thing. Granted, you might still be subject to arrest if you engage in sex too openly, as one 41 year-old woman recently did on a crowded train in England. But for your average high-schooler here at home, being caught engaged in the 'non-sex' Bill Clinton made popular, only serves to enhance one's You Tube reputation.

Traditional sex, which includes love and marriage and a private setting, is sneered upon by the enlightened elites who are intent on transforming a once beautiful act into a useful tool to be used to further diverse agendas.

It remains unlikely that traditional, Christian men and women will be able to put this genie back into the bottle. Pandora's box has been opened and the ramifications will continue to affect ever increasing segments of what used to be 'polite society'. Unless, of course, we can find a way to bring shame back into the public arena. Here's hoping.


by Nancy Morgan
Right Bias

Nancy Morgan is a columnist and news editor for RightBias.com
She lives in South Carolina







Article may be reprinted, with attribution

British Environmentally Safe Bathing: Sex, Soap and Save the Earth

Proper British Bathing Instructions
For the Environmentally-Aware Child



The Brits have come up with a new way to impress 8-year-olds with environmental awareness.

An illustrated book entitled "How To Change The World For A Fiver", was distributed to children on excursion by department store, Sainsbury. A father heard his daughter and friends giggling while reading the book and discovered the section on coed bathing.






Apparently the British enviros have dispensed with their former bathing instructions. You know, the short shower wet down.

Off water.

Soap.

Finally, the speed rinse. (All too familiar to mariners, by the way). Now tubs are back in--along with frolicking and oral sex.

Being a contortionists apparently helps save water also.





The book has other helpful suggestions. Like kids can shave their genitalia and talk about these things with strangers.


Now I know exactly what the astute DBKP readers are thinking: "That is so much bullshit".


That is because the sensible readers of DBKP do not live in the make-believe world.

We know that coed bathing does not save water. In fact, it uses a lot more water.

Forty minutes in the tub requires a bit of refresher water. The splashing horseplay gets water all over the floor.

Then, there is the post-bath shower. The tub washing and the bathroom cleanup to hide the evidence of the environmentally-worthy bath.

Been there, done that.


[ABOVE: The aftermath]

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So, why this advice in a book primarily about saving the world?

Because to a large extent, the environmental movement is about no such thing. It is about forcing an overall philosophy of liberalism upon society.

Modern environmentalist are inevitably Global Warmists. They are against Western civilization and mores. They are in favor of abortion on demand, the gay agenda, and any such sociological causes. Environmentalism at this level is merely one component of an over-arching, sectarian belief in hedonism--mixed with a need for domination and punishment for those who disagree.

It is contrary and delusional.

But, so is all liberal thought today.


by pat
Source:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1085069/Try-new-today---blundering-Sainsburys-gives-booklet-sex-positions-year-olds.html

Page Three Girls, Boobs, U.K. Papers: British Know What Sells

A Tip for the New York Times?




DBKP, in order to keep the public properly informed, scans many dozens of articles, papers, and news referrals a day. As such, we here at DBKP are in a particularly good position to note patterns. And an interesting pattern has emerged: the English media are obsessed with Boobs.

No, not idiots.

Boobs as in breasts.

Yes! Another Boobs story!

Everyone, I would guess, is aware of the English tabloids "Page Three" girls. These are partially nude women within the papers, designed to attract male customers who do not wish to read, but whose vision is normal. It must work because the models are paid well and the Tabloids move off the stand. It is an approach the New York Times might try. It sure beats photo shopped pictures of Obama with a halo.

But we have noticed something else.The English newspapers, under the bare pretense of breaking news,also write about boobs . A lot. And the bigger, the better. As an example, this trio of leads in The Daily Mail, which is a very good paper, caught our attention,

Bra bust as M&S accused of 'levying tax on bigger breasts'
I've got to get this off my chest!


The treadmill test that measures the bounce in your bosomThis treasure trove of boobography was compiled from a selection of articles from a mere two weeks or so, and is representative rather than exhaustive. In other words, there is a lot more. And all articles, which are long and generally well written, are heavily pictured to help us understand the problems of women with large and very attractive busts.


--from Tax on Bigger Breasts


Speaking of a lot, that is something all the articles have in common. They seem to fixate around large breasts. Hardly a thought is given to the As and Bs of the British citizenry. Whether it be the poor attitude of bra peddlers, as in the first cited article:

"...Marks & Spencer has angered those customers with a lot of cleavage... by starting to charge extra for bigger-sized bras....

But members of a new group on the social networking site Facebook called Busts 4 Justice have stopped buying full-priced bras from the store in protest.

Its founder Beckie Williams, a 25-year-old children's writer from Brighton, said: 'It is like having a tax on bigger breasts. I hover on the brink of where the bras get more expensive so I noticed the difference in price.'I started trying to cram myself into the smaller sizes and realised that it was ridiculous..."

Or

Shopping for bras as in the next, the full chested girls lord it over the rest in a sort of backhanded way.

All women want a big bust, don't they? You must be joking, says ERIN KELLY. Bigger busts need bigger bras, and shopping for them has always been a nightmare. And now it's more expensive, too...I take a 32G, the same bra size as the pneumatic model Jordan. My breasts just turned up, almost overnight, when I was about 13. Ever since, they have increased incrementally but constantly, like rising sea levels."

"I don't see them charging extra material for the inch-thick wedge of foam that pads the AA cups, so why should I pay more for the extra lace on my plus-size bra?"

Heh, heh,heh.

Speaking of Erin Kelly, she is the official specialist at the Daily News. The resident Cleavologist, as it were. And she knows of what she writes.


(Erin Kelly and her 32 Gs)

So we were pleased to read that Erin would be tackliing the last story.

The treadmill test that measures the bounce in your bosom

It seems that there is an academic department called the Breast Biomechanics Team at the University of Portsmouth. And Erin decided she would see what pointers they might have for her. so...

"I was going to put my money where my mouth is and offer myself as a guinea pig to the department, taking their infamous 'treadmill test', whereby women run on a treadmill and high-tech cameras, linked to computers, measure the distance that their breasts move as they run...A treadmill stands before a backdrop of a black curtain, five cameras pointing at it. This high-tech 'bounce-o-meter' is where 50 other women have run before me, and where I'm about to go for the most unusual - and possibly humiliating - jog of my life."

"I already wish I'd never come here, but the knowledge that 50 other women, many with boobs bigger than mine - 32G since you ask - have already taken up this challenge, spurs me on. I strip to the waist and clamber onto the treadmill. The only shock absorber I'm now wearing is the gel in my trainers"

So Erin bravely tackled what is known as the Jiggleometer here at DBKP and no matter how often we called Erin refused to share any of those 5 tapes with us.

But we are confident that Erin will again take on this challenging subject. And when she does, we shall helpfully report on the same.

Oh, and , if the New York Times had any brains whatsoever, they might learn that scholarship sells papers, not rank opinion.


by pat

sources:
All images from source articles.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1034417/Bra-bust-M-amp-S-accused-levying-tax-bigger-breasts.html
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-1038145/Ive-got-chest-Why-having-bigger-bust-better.html
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-1038145/Ive-got-chest-Why-having-bigger-bust-better.html

Sweden: Sex and Swingers in the Land of the Midnight Sun

So What Gives With Sweden?




Wandering through The Local, Sweden's News In English, (The Local), sharp DBKP researchers and bottom feeders of interesting news, find the following grouping of headlines.

. Handcuffed Lovers Freed By Police
http://www.thelocal.se/12450.html

• Mum avoids conviction for tongue kissing her son (12 Jun 08)
• Swedish teen girls have more sex with one another (30 May 08)
• Kinky Swedish mums want more sex (16 May 08)

Whoa. Not wanting to pry, but being compelled by professional responsibility to review the stories, we find that the country of a mere nine million people and no indigenous population growth to speak of ( relying upon Muslim immigrants for real babies), seem to have a rather energetic bent towards the unusual.

In the first story for instance, we learn that ..."The couple called the police after their sex game had left them in a tricky situation as their keys failed to open their handcuffs and they were left locked to each each other.

Police needed the help of bolt-cutters to pry the pair apart."




Cell Phone Finger Cuffs: so you can call for help.

OK, accidents like that can happen to anybody. I mean, it is not like, in the heat of the moment, one would actually check to see if the keys to the cuffs fit before trying them on. It is not as if the overheated couple would actually ask the store clerk to put them on first.

Easy come, easy go.

But, "There was a further man in the apartment when the police arrived. He had been trying to help the couple out of their bind, but had been unable to force the handcuffs open. " Now that is disturbing.

You are having your neighborhood threesome, and the totally unnecessary third wheel to this bike, can't go get a pair of damn bolt-cutters so you don't end up on the front page of a national newspaper.




Third Wheel

Then there are the Kinky Swedish Mums who Want More Sex. This rather shocking article makes it clear that Swedish mums seem to be a bit sex-starved.

"Apparently, 43 percent of mums under the age of 29 own a dildo and almost 28 percent of those questioned in the Mama survey have checked out online porn.
... 39 percent of the Swedish mums surveyed have had anal sex and 23 percent fantasize about other men or women during sexual intercourse. 37 percent of the younger mums (under age 29) have had lesbian fantasies. 2 percent have had group sex and 23 percent of mums under the age of 29 use handcuffs as part of sex play."

(Note, check out key first).



Not to be crass, but this explains in extreme detail why Sweden has a population growth rate--including immigration--of 1%: 50% less than that needed for sustaining their population. This is half of that of their American cousins, who apparently know that those forms of sex are going to bring that stork home.

No more than the mom who French-kissed her son--and had him breast feeding a 6 year old. All a misunderstanding there, mate. As the mom said:

“Is it not allowed to give children some love without the risk of [going to court].”

All in unison! Ewwwwww.



Speaking of Ewwww:

"More teenage girls than boys have had sex with someone of the same gender", according to a new dissertation from the Sahlgrenska Academy in Gothenburg.

The result comes as no surprise to the researcher, midwife Gun Rembeck, who works at the primary care clinic in southern Älvsborg.

“I work at the youth health centre and asked the staff there what they thought before I told them about the results. They answered right away that there are more girls,” she said.

“It was 6.1 percent of the girls who answered that they had had sex with someone of the same gender, while 1.7 percent of boys said the same thing,” Rembeck explained."

Now we are talking shortfall here.

Like a serious shortfall for the boys who have a rate of homosexuality a bit below that found in most international studies, 2%,( not the 10% frequently quoted by the Mainstream Media or the 50% according to Hollywood). But to see the best girls get swept away by the kinky mums of Sweden, that hurts.




Now that hurts.

by pat
images:
* geekologie
* scooteray
* zenhex
* offthemarketcartoons
* swedishgirls
* modculture

Baby-Friendly Sex Shop To Open In NYC

Local Moms Abuzz with the News



Well it almost makes sense.

Sort of. Bit of body lotion and a new vibrator for the young mother. Oh, and the kids can stroll about.

You would think a sex shop might not go over well in a neighborhood with lots of families and small children. But as CBS 2 HD found out, there's an adult store in Park Slope that's about to open where mothers and their young children are welcome."

"Now you might think a a mother would have more sense than to drag her young kids into a sex shop. But you would be entirely wrong.

So what do parents think?

"There's room for everybody, so I don't object to it," Corrine Rodriguez said.

"I have two little girls, 4 and 5, (and) I'm actually totally OK with it," Sue Gilad said. "I think this is a part of life."

"I actually think it's really fun and cool, now I don't have to go to the West Village," another mother said with a laugh"

Early sex education used to consist of naked Barbie and Ken and some vague explanations of how the dog had puppies. "And by the way it's more fun than it looks. Now don't you have something to do?"



Now we are given the distasteful thought of a sales clerk explaining the big blow-up doll with the real looking peepee and mom's endless fascination with the Hitachi Magic Wand.

Wonderful. Real motherhood in action.

Not.




by pat






images:
* flickr
* amazon
source:
* Child-Friendly Brooklyn Sex Shop Features Stroller-Friendly Aisles and Changing Table
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John Edwards Love Child Scandal: 30 Quotes

Thirty Quotes from the John Edwards Love Child Scandal.

Actually, there's 31.

We gave you one to grow on.

* * * * * * * *

* "Rielle told me she had a secret affair with Edwards. When she found out that she was pregnant, she said he was the father."
--unnamed friend of Rielle Hunter, who supplied the National Enquirer with emails and tapes of phone messages of the one-time producer of webisodes for the Edwards campaign.

* "I did not cheat on my sick wife."
--November 29 Headline at Jossip

* "I've come to the conclusion I just want the country to see who I really am."
--John Edwards, earlier this year, in one of the Reille Hunter-produced videos.

* "[Rielle Hunter] lingers over the former senator's behind as he tucks a starched white shirt into his pants."
--September 29, Overlawyered - John Edwards and Rielle Hunter

* "...an ostensibly jaded, cocaine-addled, sexually voracious 20-year old."
--Jay McInerney on Rielle Hunter

* "I think if when the baby is born its first words are not "Wahhhhhhhhh" but "I'm gonna sue" that would be good evidence of Edwards' involvement."
--Classical Values - The Life of Rielle

* "John Edwards is pro-abortion....so what's the problem?"
--Comment left by Satan on DBKP's "Who Is Rielle Hunter?"

* "What the tabloid's readers, in politics and out, may not know is that a key owner of the Enquirer is a prominent New York investment banker and one of Hillary Clinton's key backers, Roger Altman. Altman was an official in the first Clinton administration, and his name is often mentioned as a possible Clinton Treasury Secretary."
--Politico - The Clintonite Who Owns the National Enquirer

* "I think that, as you point out, there have been American presidents that at least according to the ... stories we've all heard, that were not faithful, that were in fact good presidents. So I don't think it controls the issue."
--John Edwards, asked by Katie Couric on CBS Evening News about infidelity

* "Jonathan Prince [from the Edwards campaign] offered to let me and my editor, Tom Edsall, watch the videos - apparently unaware that at one point his campaign claimed not to have access to them."
--Sam Stein,in The Huffington Post, on the videos produced by Rielle Hunter for John Edwards that mysteriously became "unavailable".

* "Nope. Not a chance."
--Hunter's partner in Midline Groove Productions, when asked by Sam Stein about whether they could talk off the record about the production process of videos Hunter did for the Edwards campaign.

* "You don't even know who I am!"
--Former Edwards campaign staffer, Andrew Young, to National Enquirer's reporter who asked him why Hunter was living in Young's gated community in a house owned by an Edwards' backer.

* "Rielle told me that she remains in phone contact with John, but can't see him for obvious reasons."
--National Enquirer's unnamed source

* "I have no idea who you're talking about."
--Rielle Hunter, when asked if she was Rielle Hunter by an Enquirer reporter

* "Why does a woman quit supporting herself and move several states away, just because she's pregnant?"
--DBKP's Little Baby Ginn

* “Rielle told me while Andrew Young is a friend, she’s not romantically involved with him. Rielle says he’s been responsible for finding her a place to live and even getting her a car to drive."
--National Enquirer's unnamed source, about the statement issued by Young's lawyer that Young was the father of Hunter's unborn child.

* "There’s a rumor circulating that this story was leaked by the Edwards campaign to make Johnny seem more masculine and less gay."
--B4B - Silky Pony Say it Ain't So

* "The fact that I am expecting a child is my personal and private business. This has no relationship to nor does it involve John Edwards in any way. Andrew Young is the father of my unborn child."
--Rielle Hunter, in a statement issued by her lawyer

* "What compelled Rielle Hunter, supposedly a woman who did a little bit of work for the Edwards' campaign that was finished in December 2006, move to within 5 miles
of Edwards' campaign HQ in 2007?"
--DBKP's Mondoreb

* "The story is false. It's completely untrue, ridiculous. Anyone who knows me knows that I have been in love with the same woman for 30 plus years."
--John Edwards, October 30, 2007 - in response to the first Enquirer story

* "The innuendos and lies that have appeared on the Internet and in the National Enquirer concerning John Edwards are not true, completely unfounded and ridiculous."
--Rielle Hunter, in a statement issued through MyDD.com, a pro-Democratic Web site

* "I have no idea what you are talking about."
--Hunter, when asked by Enquirer reporter on why she'd moved into the home of an Edwards' backer within 5 miles of Edwards' campaign headquarters.

* "I have no idea what you're talking about."
--Hunter, when asked by Enquirer reporter on her relationship with Edwards

* "Andrew Young is the father of Ms. Hunter's unborn child."
--Statement issued by Young's attorney

* "I don't know any Rielle Hunter."
--Andrew Young, when asked by an Enquirer reporter about Hunter, who lives in a house in the same gated community. Young also insists he is the father of Hunter's unborn child.

* "If you have an alternate explanation for a scandal, you don't take 24 hours to offer that explanation, let alone days or weeks."
--Unnamed political insider, when asked about the various explanations coming from the Edwards campaign

* "If Young was having the affair with Hunter, would he move his mistress in just blocks away from his family?"
--Rob Port, The Edwards Affair

* "Former Edwards campaign Director of Operations, Andrew Young, gives Open Marriage advocates something to cheer about."
--DBKP's Little Baby Ginn

* "I'll make it up when I get there."
--John Edwards to Rielle Hunter about his Intro to a speech; heard on Hunter-produced videos which disappeared two weeks before the Enquirer's first story on the Edwards-Hunter relationship in October. The videos, which cost the Edwards campaign $114,000 and were made to "show America the real John Edwards", reappeared recently on YouTube.

* "And no one has denied the source's information that Rielle has been in phone contact with Edwards since finding out she is pregnant."
--National Enquirer - John Edwards Love Child Scandal

* "..in love with John, but it's "difficult because he is married and has kids."
--Rielle Hunter email in National Enquirer's possession.



by Mondoreb
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Childrens' Book Has Phone Sex Number Listed

Magic Attic.

The book series--Magic Attic, owned by Marie Osmond--was found to list a number in the back of the books leading to a phone sex line. Unusual combination: childrens' books and phone sex? The story at one library from the Tampa Bay Online:

Hillsborough County librarians spent much of Tuesday tracking down a series of children's books that referred readers to a telephone sex line.

Patricia MacMartin discovered the faulty phone number when her 9-year-old daughter asked to dial the 800 number in the back of her Magic Attic Club book. She notified library officials and when they didn't remove the books, she checked out every Magic Attic book available from her local branch, the New Tampa Regional Library.

"She did the right thing," said Braulio Colon, spokesman for the Hillsborough County Public Library Cooperative. "We dropped the ball; no question."

The Magic Attic series, which is coordinated with play dolls, includes more than 30 titles targeting girls between the ages of 9 and 12. It was launched in 1994 and was sold in 2001 to entertainer Marie Osmond. The company folded in 2004, and the books are out of print.

A spokeswoman for Osmond said her doll company is not responsible for the book club number. "That product line was discontinued four years ago," she said. "There was nothing we could do. The phone company resold the number."

MacMartin said she understands Osmond's position but believes the publisher still holds some responsibility.

"You can still buy these books on Amazon," she said. "It would be different if you called the number and it was a bank or something."

Colon said Hillsborough County libraries have 78 Magic Attic books, which have been in circulation since 1998. Some of the books refer readers to a different phone number, which has been disconnected.

"There are several authors associated with the Magic Attic Club," he said. "We're working tirelessly to find them all. There's nothing inappropriate with the books. We're just going to tear out the page that has the phone number for the book club."

Some attic, magic or not.

notes by Mondoreb



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New Ford Book: Dead Men DO Tell Tales

Bill Clinton let sex interfere in the carrying out of his Presidential duties? Others, including departed ex-president Gerald Ford, took notice of it? And this is news?

Marketing types at book publishing houses have to drum up business and reporters have to report on something. So Bill Clinton's habits are back in the news. Ford not only had thoughts on Bill Clinton's sex addiction, but also on dumping Dick Cheney. More about Ford's musings from the New York Daily News:

Gerald Ford was disturbed by Bill Clinton's skirt-chasing ways - and thought he should check into a sex addiction clinic.

A new book on the late 38th President reveals he had strong views about the Clintons: He thought Hillary wore the pants and that Bill couldn't keep his zipped.

"He's sick - he's got an addiction. He needs treatment," Ford told Daily News Washington Bureau Chief Thomas M. DeFrank, author of "Write It When I'm Gone: Remarkable Off-the-Record Conversations with Gerald R. Ford."

Also weighing in on the subject was CNN, which had obtained an advance copy of "Write It When I'm Gone," and interviewed author Thomas DeFrank. More from CNN:

Ford privately gave New York Democratic Sen. Hillary Clinton high marks, saying she was "tougher and stronger" than her husband, who Ford said he had mixed feelings about, DeFrank said.

While Ford thought Bill Clinton was the best pure politician he had ever seen, he felt Clinton needed therapy for sex addiction.

"He thought Bill Clinton had a serious addiction here and he needed help," DeFrank told CNN. "And Jerry Ford didn't have a vengeful bone in his body. I think his comments about the addiction business were heartfelt on his part."

One suspects the thought might have occurred to more than just Ford. Ford then voiced his concern on Vice-President Dick Cheney.

Former President Gerald Ford suggested to a reporter in 2004 that Vice President Dick Cheney should be dumped from the Republican ticket, according to a new book to be published Tuesday.

Ford preferred former New York City Mayor Rudy Giuliani because he feared Cheney had become a "liability" to President Bush, according to the book's author.

Somewhere in the New York Times building, a lightbulb goes on over the head of a certain columnist.

Ford revealed that people within the Republican party had called him inquiring if there was a move afoot to dump Cheney from the ticket.

"Ford said to me, 'And they asked me the question in a way that makes it sound like they want me to help make that happen, which I'm not gonna do,'" DeFrank recalled Ford telling him.

"Ford loved Dick Cheney till the day he died. He loved Dick Cheney. And he was not going to be part of a cabal to get rid of Cheney."

Pictures of Maureen Dowd jumping up-and-down in glee while trying to pen her next Evil Dick Cheney column could not be obtained. The book is sure to be worth another thread in the web Dowd continuously weaves in her attempts to snare the despicable, despisable, detestable, disgusting Dick Cheney.

Gerald Ford had a lot of opinions, it seemed. Ones he wanted told after he was gone. And they say: Dead men tell no tales?

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Sex with a Bike?: Pushing Down the Pedals of Love

by Mondoreb

A Grim Fairy Tale? Or just another "WTF?!? Moment" on the Internet?

The incredibly odd story of a man making out with a--bicycle? More from the Telegraph:

A man has been placed on the sex offenders’ register after being caught trying to have sex with a bicycle.
How do you have sex with a bicycle?

Robert Stewart was discovered in his room by two cleaners at the Aberley House Hostel in Ayr, south west Scotland, in October last year.

On Wednesday Mr Stewart admitted to sexual breach of the peace in Ayr Sheriff Court, where depute fiscal Gail Davidson described how he had been found by the hostel workers.

She said: "They knocked on the door several times and there was no reply.

"They used a master key to unlock the door and they then observed the accused wearing only a white T-shirt, naked from the waist down.

"The accused was holding the bike and moving his hips back and forth as if to simulate sex."

Both witnesses, who were extremely shocked, notified the hotel manager, who in turn alerted the police.

Mr Stewart was placed on the sex offenders’ register but his sentence was deferred until next month.

He is not the first man to be convicted of a sexual offence involving an inanimate object, however.

Karl Watkins, an electrician, was jailed for having sex with pavements in Redditch, Worcs, in 1993.

Previous sex with inanimate objects?

One hopes he didn't have to spring for dinner and movie first.

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